Carles goes on podcast to discuss sale of HIPSTER RUNOFF

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Podcasts are a medium for netstreamers who think that they are ‘listening 2 an authentic, unfiltered conversation’ between ‘thought leaders. Basically, writers on the internet eventually need to ‘expand into another medium’ like ‘podcasts’, ‘podcasts being filmed’, and Youtube viddies. U can ‘invite other writers’ on ur podcast 2 ‘sound smart’ like u ‘really ‘get’ culture’ and continue to build ur following with ‘losers who want to be writers that tweet at u all the time.’

I chilled with my #1 nigga Juliet Litman [via Grantland]. She asked me about HIPSTER RUNOFF and selling it and the internet. I think we talked about ‘popular topics’, Buzzfeed, and Vanderpump Rules at the end.

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Her podcast about reality tv ‘The Right Reasons’ is one of the only podcasts that I still consume because it has an appropriate voice 4 approaching something meaningless like reality TV. I used 2 write for Grantland.com, but I think I am ‘too insane’ and unable to excitedly blog about ‘cultural events’ and ‘recurring sports themes’, so I am doomed 2 be a ‘horrible employee’ no matter my line of work. Because I believe Nothing Matters, I do not actually believe sports and culture matter, nor do they ‘intersect’. I am sorry 4 letting yall down, Grantland [via the Billy Simmons media mogul].

Unfortunately, I am not a #scalable topic, so I was ‘effing buried’ on their site with like a 1 paragraph post ‘hidden’ underneath other ‘better’ content.

They are right. I am insignificant. I will nvr be as scalable as the NFL [via the Super Bowls].

‘Follow Juliet on Twitter because she is important because I talked to her and we had a ‘real’ convo where I we demonstrated mutual professional respect, but more importantly, internet friendship.’ -the point of podcasts.

Juliet’s brother Joey is a chill bro who was a ‘model’ for the now defunct I Am Carles brand. “I have always wanted 2 be a Litman.” [via the Tenenbaumz {via Eli Cash drugged up bro chillin}]

Did Carles ‘tank’ on this podcast?
Did he sound ‘insane’?
Was this ‘a good interview’?
Is Juliet Litman ‘chill’?
Is Juliet Litman ‘the most relatable woman’ in media who is chill and not just riding the whole ‘declaring I’m a feminist’ wave of female internet writing?
Did u enjoy the Carles on Grantland era, or was it ‘effing terrible’?
Should Carles do one last podcast?

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