Do u evr have those days where u wish u were a Coffee Drinking Contemporary Conformist and u had no problems?

Hello True Fans of Carles.Buzz,

We are under attack, a ‘social media siege’ is attempting to invade Carles.Buzz with links to the Contemporary Conformist posts. I wish Contemporary Conformists would stop sharing the links on FB to ‘create a discussion about their own communities’.

The worst part about Contemporary Conformists is that they deny the existence of Contemporary Conformity in an effort to keep the Contemporary Conformist aesthetic alive. It is as if they want to create ‘the Final Aesthetic’ [via Hitler’s Unchill Final Solution].

Don’t they know that true auth ‘sharing’ is done via genuine, passionate discussion? Branding urself [via social media] as having read ‘the thinkpiece that speaks 2 thinkpiece readers.’ Commenting in a social media thread ‘in the cloud’ is nauth as fuck. You might as well get ‘NETSTREAMER‘ and ‘CONTEMPCONFORMIE‘ on your forehead.

Besides FB/Twitter/Myspace_Share, I have seen notable links from the usual ‘ass hole message boards’ filled with people who think that they ‘belong in a niche.’ They type of people who share things that are interesting because they think it makes them seem like they are early adopters to a trend, but also say, “I might not agree with everything here, but the link is certainly making the rounds… so let’s talk about it.”

Check out this link with tons of netstreamers and contemporary conformists ‘getting mad’ at the Carles brand / the idea of contemporary conformism.

http://www.metafilter.com/149033/Hello-Would-You-Like-to-Conform-Contemporarily

^^^^^ ‘I guess in a way, we all think we are creating an auth version of the internet.’ Except most ppl are lame when they don’t accept that Nothing Matters / are genuinely interested in post-transcendence vibes/lifestyle.

This is more than just yuppie/White ppl stuff critiques.

Why do message boarding netstreamers always get to say ‘there’s more to this than you might understand’ as a way to deconstruct an argument, without actually explaining what we should understand?

What is more nauth: Social Media branding urself as ‘having read something on the internet’ or being the person who ‘thinks that a community like Reddit gives u the best insight in2 ____________’?

It’s a real shame to be getting so many social media referrals. Social media doesn’t generate ‘true fans.’ People who use social media don’t actually ‘respect’ content.

Who uses ‘quotes’? Why do ppl think that ‘writing on the internet’ needs to be presented in the usual THINKPIECE MEDIUM to be ‘comprehended’?

Why don’t ppl want 2 use the internet as a progressive medium expression, where even communication/language/text/emoji vibes are challenged as the optimal way 2 express urself?

Why does every1 think that they communicate optimally / their internet existences are ‘more meaningful’ than other pplz?

////// CARLES.buzz is auth as fuck////////

Why do ppl interpret ‘internet writers’ with a point a view as being ‘smug’? Is it because they perceive every writer as ‘trying too hard to go viral’ because everything written within the netstream web is purposely meant to be overshared in high-end NYTimes/Slate channels?

I didn’t read the rest of the comments, but feel free to post ‘choice’ ones in our comments [via commenting on the comments]

I am worried that people are ‘getting back into the Carles brand’ even though they ‘hated what HIPSTER RUNOFF was about.’ They like to say that Carles.Buzz was ‘mean’ and ‘hated women’ and ‘I wrote stupidly.’

All of these Contemporary Conformists are stressing me the eff out.
It’s like they ‘want 2 know abt the internet trend’ but also h8 it or something. They have to ‘approach it from thinkpiece vibes’ and ‘feel the pressure to share it’ / ‘say it is stupid.’

Can you only be auth if u live in Grand Rapids Michigan and go to Jade TV basement concerts?

‘Isn’t this just white people?’
‘Isn’t this just hipster?’
‘It sounds so mean! Why is the writer so mean, yall? Why can’t we all get along on the internet?’ [via ppl who want the neutered social media curated experience of the internet]
Do Contemporary Conformists not believe that Contemporary Conformity exists? [via hidden agenda]
Do netstreamers / messageboarders consume so much internet content that they don’t believe any world/trend/experience/life/story actually happened/exists?

I need your help

I need photos / links / Instagram profiles of:
-More restaurants
-ethnic Contemporary Conformists (blacks / Asians / hispanics / latinos / etc)
Commentary on your local Contemporary Conformist Scene (ie, what is the name of the ‘repurposed Candy Factor in the middle of town’)
-Other content / image sources / instagram profiles + screen caps of ppl who are really into being contemporay conformists.

Please email me, or comment. Your identity is safe, but I’m most interesting in hearing ur ideas.

Thank u 2 the true Carles.Buzz auths who are here ‘for the right reasons’ and not because u just want to ‘be part of a trend that will die.’

I’m so tired of nauths, Contemp Conformies, and netstreamers. Honestly, pure mainstreamers aren’t that bad.

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