Take a Ride with us on the Contemporary Conformist Bus.

Come with us… To Contemporary Conformist Utopia…

What if I told you that we could celebrate and scale the Contemporary Conformist way of life together? We can do it in an urban and portable way, without sacrificing our mobile design aesthetic.

Just get on the bus. You can order your bus pickup [via app] [via Uber vibes] [via ‘raving’ about ‘how convenient’ using an app to ‘have things delivered’ is]. Get in on ‘the ground floor’, contemporary conformist! We can scale this together in an organic way.

Just get on the bus. Don’t worry. There is a weathered accent wall in the back of the bus.

Do u want snacks? There are smart snacks without any ‘bad’ chemicals in them. They are packaged in bags that appeal to your Contemporary Conformist sensibilities. (Also marble counter tops).

Hello. I am the employee who doesn’t look oppressed, despite working on a bus. Please scan the code delivered to your app [via the technological device that helps 2 sculpt your personality].

I will ‘give you the eye’ like ‘you belong’ and that I find your Contemporary Conformist outfit to be ‘sexy’ and Progressively Contemporary Conformisty.

Get on the bus. Don’t worry–there are no poors or ‘oppress coloreds’ on this bus. Just the ‘cool kind’ of AZNs, blacks, and Latinos who also have a contemporary conformist lifestyle.

Every1 belongs. Every1 looks like they belong on this bus aesthetically. Their clothes create the proper ‘soft clash’ with the weathered wood accent wall.

You can’t get on this bus in neon or healthgoth or goth. Yes, we discriminate. Do NOT fuck out our weathered wood accent wall with minimalist-wave logo that looks like a ‘battle flag.’

Do you like our accent wall?

The wheels on the Contemporary Conformist bus go round & round…
Round & Round.
Have you heard the Ariel Pink song “Round & Round” from the indie genre of music on Spotify?
I believe the app is right next to the Contemporary Conformist bus app on your phone.

Your shoes transition from day to night. You can easily fit in at any Contemporary Conformist hotspot. [via every1 is dressed the same]

Please rate us in the iTunes/Google Play store. Talk about your experience on Twitter for a free 5 minute ride on the bus. Free wifi. Every one can pretend to work/browse on their post-Macbook tablets/convertible laptops, just like you do at your ‘cool’ middle class job where you can’t ‘rise in the ranks.’

How about a Coconut Water? This one is actually CocoLibre, which contains 20g of protein.

This is the way to contemporarily conform eternally. Utilizing the ‘public transportation’ used by real urbans/poors who are oppressed, without all of the downsides of real public transportation. There are no bums, no urine pools, no smellies, no Scary Gary’s. There’s no way those mother fuckers would even appreciate these smart ass snacks.

We apologize for the lack of exposed brick on the contemporary conformist bus. We are trying to use ‘being green’ as part of our marketing model, so driving around ‘heavy ass bricks’ wouldn’t minimize our GMO FODMAP carbon footprint.

Thank you for riding the Contemporary Conformist Bus. Please give feedback. Our dual-CEOs reads everything. They also dress in ‘business casual’ to work, which is actually just Contemporary Conformist.

What needs 2 be further defined abt Contemporary Conformism?

Can we help the Contemporary Conformist bus scale in2 ever major city with a Contemporary Conformist population?
What other features/design aesthetics does the ContempConformie bus need?

Previously: The Contemporary Comformist & ContempConformity [Part 2]

Please keep emailing in your local contemporary conformist hot spots. Your contemporary conformist theory. Your challenges to the label/theory/realms of influence. DBags from your local city who have ContempConformmie Instagram presences. Let me know about your Contemporary Conformist hangs/hotspots/restaurants/cocktails/outfits this weekend.

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