Contemporary Conformity [Part 2]

Please see the post titled The Contemporary Conformist to ‘get’ this post.
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It seems like maybe the purpose of Carles.Buzz is to break free from the Contemporary Conformist mindset when approaching every aspect of life. Deprogramming yourself from the relationality of cool/cultured/relationally appealing visual aesthetics & cultural mediums that will continue to influence ‘dummies’ for the rest of time.

Contemporary Conformity is niche mainstream.

The Contemporary Conformist doesn’t really ‘reject’ anything. They aren’t anti- anything, because their main goal is to ‘blend in’ to an exposed brick/wood background.

The internet, life, cuisine, cooking, food, coffee, craft cocktails, craft beer, non-mall menswear stores / female boutiques, and outdoor events where 20-60somethings are ‘holding an alcoholic beverage with a smile’ but not in the same way ‘a poor’ does it during an NFL game.

The Contemporary Conformist begs the question:

REPURPOSED FROM WHAT?

A visual aesthetic was born from what ties to the past?
What version of the past?
Were u even there? Do u ‘get’ it?
Do u even need to connect to the past?
Is there a purpose that needs repurposing?
R u ‘that’ connected 2 a past that needs 2 be remembered?
Why r u trying to extend ur ‘memory’ beyond the nostalgic images of youth [via watching TV/’the 80s/90s’]?

Modern is a difficult aesthetic to achieve. It requires tons of money [via custom welding to build space ships].

The Contemporary Conformist attempts to transcend the ‘cheap’ building materials that ‘plague’ new development, crafting an ‘authentic’ aesthetic with assembled/’repurposed’ knick-knacks.

It is a modern take on the business of TGIFridays. Looking at Contemporary Conformist Design is just as repulsive as going to a diner with ‘tons of junk on the walls.’
The Contemporary Conformist attempts to mute the cheapness of modern with ‘nuance’, ‘quirk’,’quaint’, and ‘natural urban rural industrialism.’

Why do we want new things 2 look tied to the past?
Why are we ashamed of manufacturing/cultural/visual waste?
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The Contemporary Conformist believes that they are being ‘functional’ with all design decisions. However, ‘functional’ is just a version of ‘less comfy’ that photographs better.

Thank you for the comments & ‘contributions 2 the discussion’ in the original post.

There may be a ‘design name’ for this aesthetic called “American Heritage.” I did some Googling and didn’t find much. Seems like a name that an interior designer would use in a ‘pitch meeting’ where they didn’t want to make a client feel like an idiot.
man bun menswear
Man buns when styled with ‘menswear’ are an important sign of a Contemporary Conformist. Reminds me of getting a very smirky waiter who ‘believes’ they are an extension of the restaurant at which they work.

I would DEFINITELY try the bison sliders! [via ‘more than just a turkey burger’]
modern american cuisine
Modern American Cuisine is the official food of the Contemporary Conformist.
It is ‘just iterative’ enough from mainstream chain food to represent a ‘safe space’ [via ‘fusion’ vibes].
Mainstream Chain foods may or may not be Modern American Cuisine [via SXSWestern egg rolls]

Contemporary Conformist is 4 ppl who didn’t go to college to find a visual aesthetic where they ‘belong’ by hanging out at a network of restaurants/coffee shops/bars/segments of town. They can grift their way in and out of circles where the only thing that matters is ‘getting off’ to an aesthetic that they believe ‘can’t be understood’ by other segments of society.
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Long Tables & Community-style dining is Contemporary Conformist. The industrial interior of a brewery that also serves food with long picnic style tables indoors vibes. Long tables. Gather round. Let’s share. Let’s conversate.

Some1 commented with a link to ‘the new Starbucks Bean Roasting Super Center.’ I

WHERE DOES CONTEMPORARY CONFORMITY LIVE?

Alternate Developing Theory

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New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco are places with economies/legit culture & ‘real rich ppl’ that naturally segment ppl out. There is no artificial drive for culture / no ‘demand’ for ‘places that look a certain way’ because a natural economy dictates supply/demand. There are enough ‘real poor ppl’ that can’t be hidden, so development can’t really ‘hide’ or ‘highlight’ undesirable cultural groups.

Portland, Austin, and Nashville are second tier American cities, with ‘strong identities’ that maybe have thoughtfluenced the development of Contemporary Conformity. Not just design aesthetics, but the national perception of the natural contemporary. [via Portlandia SXSW ‘new Brooklyn’ claims of the 2000s]

Third Tier Cities like Kansas City, Indianapolis, Denver, San Antonio, Minneapolis, Cleveland, Oklahoma City, and Salt Lake City are places where Contemporary Conformism are ‘running wild.’ Places where late 20somethings can ‘afford mortgages’ but still have personal identities that ‘demand’ a curated urbanesque a naturale experience.

Also, ‘major’ cities like Houston, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Seattle,San Diego, and Phoenix have stable economies where Contemporary Conformity is utilized as a design trend for the affluent who just value novelty/contemporary, knowing that the establishment will be ‘re-done’ when the trend passes.

Only cities like Miami and New Orleans with direct ties to ‘the Old World’ have stable cultural roots where dumb trends will not invade.

I will write another post about this theory if any one has something to add/more theories. I am not really tied to these tiers, just trying to ‘brainstorm’ some theories on how Contemporary Conformism spread.

“Old USA manufacturing cities refurbished into yuppie cities, but they keep the brick tobacco buildings with their painted signs.” [via the comments]

There is a theme of ‘salvaging’ / ‘saving’ culture/’old buildings’/old aesthetics with Contemporary Conformism. I wonder if it is ‘more green’ to just tear everything down.

Other contemporary conformist actions.

-Roasting Coffee Beans
-Drinking Topo Chico / phasing out Pelegrino
-Cold Brew Coffee
-Pour Over Coffee
-Fleur-based liqueurs
-Remote Vacations
-entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes)
-Drinking to excess/ingesting thousands of calories from ‘fancy cocktails’ but not doing drugs because Contemporary Conformists still see themselves as an extension of their child/adolescent/college selves
-While Square Plates and ‘elegantly plated’ food is Contemporary Conformist, it might be more contemporary conformist for a tapas style / sharing vibe in ‘not fancy’ serving containers.
-long tables / community dining
-dining experiences for 6 or more
-Most food truck culture is actually ‘mainstream’ now.
-Mainstreamers & cultural laggards still see contemporary conformists as ‘hipsters’ because they are not culturally aware enough to re-assign labels.
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The contemporary conformist lifestyle is a curated DisneyLand-like experience for ‘the lesser cultured.’ Suburbanite mainstreamers feel ‘hip’ when entering a contemporary conformist space. They go home and attempt to ‘replicate recipes’ with new ‘flavors’ that they tried.

I have heard ‘social media’ is buzzing about this post, even though I don’t even use social media [via it is where Contemporary Conformists & netstreamers]

Sorry 4 being so ‘low end’ yall. Wish my thoughts could conform to a social media medium where I could feel like a ‘genius’ in 140 characters or less, sharing other pplz content. I h8 online media.

I wish I was just a Contemporary Conformist so I could ‘take pride’ in having read the latest netstream thinkpiece about ‘the new subculture.’

Contemporary Conformity might be ‘niche mainstream.’
All we r looking for is a place where we belong. A visual aesthetic where we are not threatened. A visual aesthetic + set of experiences that ‘hugs us’ when we enter the room/scene/pop-up branded experience at SXSW.
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Would u rather go to

I Need More Help with the Female Contemporary Conformist Aesthetic

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I feel like ‘most girls who aren’t mainstream skanks’ or weirdos are relatively Contemporary Conformist. When contructing a ‘self’ only using the medium of retail fashion, they can’t help but always be contemporarily conforming. (But this applies 2 bros too, I guess). What is it that women want? Do they want a ContempConformie guy to ‘impress’ their parents [via ‘mate who can provide’]?
Do they want ‘more than just a mainstreamer in a polo shirt’ but not a ‘low-life Tumblr culture loser’?
Are ‘cool girls’ who can ‘contribute’ to discussions at Contemporary Conformist establishments just a new iteration of ‘basic bitches’ who think they are different from ‘basic bitches’ that they shared in a listicle, but also embrace how sometimes they like being a lil bit basic, yall! ?

I do think that ‘kids who are dressed well’ are actually just kids who ‘look like adults’ because they are dressed in contemporary conformist fashions.
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What other elements of Contemporary Conformist identity need to be explained?
What ContempConformmie practices do u h8 (about urself/others)?
What can you do to be more auth than a contempconformmie?
‘Isn’t this just consumerism?’ -guy on Twitter who ‘doesn’t get it’
Gone to any ContempConformie Hangouts/events recently?

Let’s work together to define the Contemporary Conformist.

I need ur help. I can’t do this alone.

Please link me/email me the web presence of a Contemporary Conformist restaurant/coffee shop / bar / establishment in your city. I would appreciate all of the thoughts you have on Contemporary Conformity as we move beyond this horrible aesthetic together. Some1 sent me this coffee shop that could be classified as Contemporary Conformist Porn.

Send me the Instagram profiles of ppl u know who are Contemporary Conformists, plz.

Thank you for your thoughts/ideas as we move beyond the Contemporary Conformist world that does not actually help us ‘elevate’ our existences [via 100% unfiltered auth vibes].

Re-Visit the Original Post on Contemporary Conformism.

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  • H.D. Broreau

    really wish you’d hijack more things, bb <3

  • carles #1 fan

    Ultimo Coffee

    Shot Tower Coffee

    Trestle Inn Whiskey & Go-go

    • We coulda had it all

      Hey bb
      Just heard the news about ur ex
      Told yA!!!!

      #nevercansaygoodbye
      #buildingbegonebyebye
      #misstheoldu
      #mrpopular
      #cantbuyme

      • carles #1 fan

        huh

        • Rumor has it

          Tru
          U dumb ass
          U ruined my life for nothing
          Buy me breakfast already u jerk off

      • H.D. Broreau

        really wish u’d luv me like u luv cr7, bb

        • How’d da no

          I can’t
          My heart only had room for
          Cr7 and his massive muscles

        • We coulda had it all

          Id like to take this moment to send a
          #pray4cr7 wavvve

          Champions league
          Althetico is tough stuff

          Still tho
          No match for the muscles on cr7

          In today’s world
          He’s my god
          Pure inspiration
          In everyway bb

          I love him
          Btw- how do you know?
          Am I that obvious?
          Can’t hind True love

          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c0BCoeOf-Ys

          • H.D. Broreau
          • We coulda had cr7

            I knew that bb
            ️Luv u

          • H.D. Broreau

            really think u and me should settle in madeira one day [via adobe slabs]

          • We coulda had it all

            We totes should
            I’ll do the gathering
            And you can hunt

            Ur my fav
            Never forget James #10
            The real star of the works cup

            Love u bb

          • H.D. Broreau

            luv u 2 bb, sleep well, kiss gnite
            lookin 4ward 2 celebratin ur bday 2morrow

          • We’re gonna have it all

            Bb!!!! Don’t age me before my time
            It’s ur day silly
            I promise to honor ur birthday wishes
            U have my word

            Can’t wait for the sunset
            Followed by the rise of

            Miss u lots
            Love
            You look good bb
            I’m so proud of u

            Can we watch the games Tuesday ?
            Wednesday too?

            Call me!!!!
            Cleaning out the system
            Just for u
            #sofresh&soclean

            Ps
            I still have ur present
            & then
            Some

          • H.D. Broreau

            all i want for birthday is
            u
            away goal
            on tuesday

          • We coulda had it NOW

            Tuesday!!!!!!
            Omg that’s days from now
            Jesus stop making me wait

          • H.D. Broreau

            don’t worry bb
            when u and me kiss gnite on monday
            it will already tuesday in the europes

          • Let’s have it

            I want u now

          • H.D. Broreau

            cannot wait to
            meet u
            touch u
            luv u
            at the neutral milky hotel

            texting u when the bus leaves, bb
            noone around 2 fix my bike

          • It’s time2 have it all

            I’m ready
            Let’s do it
            I’m gonna make all ur dreams come Tru bb
            & ur nightmares too

            Will u fix my bike 2 please???????

          • We coulda had it NOW

            I’m waiiiitiiiinnnngggg
            Where are you

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb
            how r u?
            accept my apologies
            please forgive me
            never would i want to make u wait
            for yours is the only bike i ever want 2 fix again in this life
            really think u ‘r the one’

            where r u?
            when will u be mine?

          • We coulda been hanging now

            I’m on the way home now bb
            Ur the one for me
            Gonna grap a protein shake
            Via carb cycling
            My bike and I neec you
            Please bb
            Can we meet up
            Maybe coffee and low carb snacks
            Dry sauna via detox
            Bed?

            I only have
            Eyes
            For
            U

          • H.D. Broreau

            some weeknd in the future
            u and me at valu [via home]
            should we get the faux brick wall for our bb’s room?
            or do we go for the scandinavian plywood?

            so happie we r expecting twins
            holding ur hand at the doctor’s makes me want 2 cry
            so happie with u even after all those years
            still fallin 4 u just like it was 2day again

            i’m getting crushed out on the things
            that only i should see
            they’re not for boys, they’re just for me

          • Nowweeee

            Bb the brick wall is the the kitchen
            And string tissue lights above the bed
            I still get the butterflies for u
            Come over now
            I can’t wait anymore

          • H.D. Broreau

            feelin so insecure
            feelin so old
            feelin so chubby
            feelin like i am not good enough 4 some1 like u

            do u really luv me no matter what?
            do u luv me just the way i luv u, bb?
            everything i do, i do it 4 u
            i need 2 know

            u know that i could use somebody
            some1 like u

          • We coulda been naked by now

            Bb
            You look amazing
            I always say ur so handsome
            I mean hot stuff
            Ur so hot
            I get weak in the knees
            I can hardly speak
            I’m losing control

            I love u
            Just the way u are
            Always and forever

            Stop turning me into someone I’m not
            I mean have u seen the dudes Ive been with?

            Your body is solid amazing
            Come on already

            Step up
            Step out
            Step by step
            Oh baby!!!!!

            Love u
            Let’s celebrate the twilight years
            Of our
            Tween years

            It
            Gets
            Better

            The story of my life

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb, it’s u who looks amazing, miss u

            bb, listen:

            1. we can have lots of fun
            2. there’s so much we can do
            3. it’s just you and me
            4. i can give you more
            5. don’t you know that the time has arrived

            really want u in my world

            miss u bb
            sleep well
            kiss gnite
            it’s monday in the europes already

          • If it takes 4eva; I’ll wait

            Aw bb
            This is like Romeo & Juliet via net wavvvesssss
            Monday will feel like an eternity
            It does already
            Ur a better person than me
            I wanna be better for you
            I’ll tell you something
            I think you’ll understand

            I wanna hold ur hand
            I wAnna hold ur hand

            Strawberry fields forever
            Picture Urself
            On a boat in a river
            With sweet dreams
            Made of these

            Seeya real sooooon
            Ur worth all the barraging rights
            U look better than 90% of the cumsluts and village bicycles a decade younger than you

            Truth
            Doesn’t
            Make a noise

            Ur a cool
            Rider

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb, let’s step back 4 a minute
            and take a look at what tru luv is:

            tru luv is u and me

            my lips, 2 blushing pilgrims, ready stand
            2 smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss

            i don’t even deserve u

          • Let me be ur coffee pot

            bb-

            I’m afraid of how you make me feel
            It’s important that you know that
            I’ll i ever wanted was to be near you
            Just one look
            And I get so
            Flushed
            Come with me to the sea
            Sugar pie honey bunch
            You know that I love you

            I can’t help myself
            I love you and nobody else

            Don’t make this not be true
            I wanna be yours
            I wanna be your ford cortina
            I will never rust

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb, just let go and
            fall 4 me like i’ve already fallen 4 you [via eternity]
            there is nothing to be afraid of
            other than i’ll never know how to quit u

            all i want is
            that i want u 2 know
            that i want u

            just one look
            that’s all it took

          • I don’t wanna wait

            All I ever wanted
            All I ever needed
            Is here
            In ur arms
            Words are very
            Unnecessary
            Here bb
            Waiting on you

          • H.D. Broreau

            waiting 4 u, 4eae

          • So what are u waiting for

            Close the deal
            It’s a wrap

          • Me

            When will we be together bb
            My heart longs for you
            now

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb, let me start by saying how much i miss u
            and that u just look so fine

            just came back from a long walk in the woods
            via my favorite pond
            thought i needed some ‘me time’
            but all i could think of was u

            maybe carles is wrong
            maybe things matter

            my love 4 u matters
            u matter 2 me

            green, green thunder and the
            loud, loud rain
            lead our woes asunder

            i want u i need u 2 be with me
            luv u

          • Happiness is u

            I often wonder what defines happiness
            For some it is that wa gun
            That we choice
            I chhhh
            Choice you
            I’m waiting patiently for you bb
            Don’t let me slip away
            I suffer from a memory disorder that grows worse each day
            Years I grew older
            I recall
            The touch of ur hand
            Always
            It will be
            My notebook moment
            In my
            Golden years

            Missing you
            Love you
            Don’t u forget about me

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb, please don’t even think about
            having 2 spend ur golden days
            without me
            i’ll be there 4 u, alvvays

            bb, you are beautiful
            you’re the most beautiful girl in the world
            you are my dream
            somebody like you can really make things all right for me

            i’m not even kidding

            i’m gonna be on television

            it’s tuesday in europe now, bb

          • Pick me up

            All I want
            Is you
            I want to cuddle with u
            After a day
            Where the car ride home makes me vomit
            I want to share coffee
            I want to fight just to make up
            Nothing compares to you
            Nothing ever has
            Nothing ever will
            Your the only person
            That ever made me feel things
            That last forever
            Let’s live for today

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb, good morning
            i never told u
            but i will tell u 2day

            every morning when i wake up
            i stay in bed 4 a little
            i look at u
            u look amazing
            then i think that 2day
            will be even better than yesterday
            because of u

            really wish u never leave me
            really wish i could find a way straight 2 ur heart
            other than ‘load more comments’

          • Me

            Aw bb
            Your the first thing I think of always
            The only thing that has keep my interest all these years
            Something in the way you move
            Attracts me like
            No other lover
            Your my best friend
            One thing I always love about you
            Is your heart
            It’s so tender
            It explodes with glory like
            A care bear
            The direct line to my heart
            Has always been
            You

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb, u r so beautiful
            on the outside
            on the inside
            i want 2 cry
            i want 2 hold u
            i want 2 luv u
            i want u

            when u r watching the game 2day
            and u see some1s eyes on the screen
            rest assured that u can see
            my longing 4 u
            via reflection

            the grass on the pitch
            a symbol 4 wish bear
            via green

            really wish u r gonna b mine soon, bb

          • Me

            Unless I get fired today
            Which considering I’m vomiting with the shakes; it could happen..,,
            Ur gonna have to dvr it
            Pick me up
            I’m ready
            Let’s go
            I wanna be yours

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb, i am worried abt u

            but
            i got the shakes evr since
            i have seen u 4 the 1st time

            is it the same with u?

            i threw away my dvr when
            i 1st looked in2 ur eyes, bb

            somethin’ in the air has got me feeling like i’m ready 2nite

            where can i pick u up?

          • Me

            I’m getting lost in ur curls

            Better now bb

            Had a chewy and kool aid
            I was wrecked this morn
            Need a fresh start
            With you
            Stat

            You have the options I sent you on where to get me

            Let’s cuddle and open ur present
            I’ve been dying for pancakes so let’s grap them too
            #halamadrid

            Eagerly awaiting
            Ur arrival

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb, put on your dress that i like
            it makes me so crazy, though i can’t say why

            one day i’ll be with u, bb
            i’m not even kidding

            #hala_u_and_me

          • Me

            I want it now
            One day isn’t today
            Via I want it now
            Via its my bar of chocolate
            Give it
            To me
            Now
            I ain’t to proud to beg
            Via I’ll take the draw

          • H.D. Broreau

            i just can’t work it out
            i want to be with you now
            i’ve got to get it right
            i never wanted to fight

            we should have won
            we should be #1

            but maybe
            it’s all planned out
            it’s us who will win
            it’s us who will be #1

            u can do the most amazing of things

            it’s wednesday in europe, bb
            now

            when should i pick u up at the gate?

          • Me

            You said today
            You tricked me
            I gotta go do stuff tomorrow
            #sadontheinside

            So bummed now
            I don’t even wanna go on
            Another day without u

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb, there are tears on my keyboard
            while i am typing this
            so forgive the typos

            seeing u sad
            tears me apart

            ¿por qué?

            come over now
            i’m here 4 u

            i’m charles
            u r caril-anne
            only with care bears

            come over now
            i luv u

            come over now
            gate a8

          • Me

            Do you have to let it linger

            I’m ok
            No longer at the port
            YA missed bus bb

            Headed home to eat my tofu veggie dinner
            Followed by my pomegranate, fig & salt bath

            Had to clean the place
            My sickness left it icky
            You know I’m border line oCd
            Wish u were here
            Heaven from. Hell
            Blues skies from pain

            You are coming home, are you still alone, are you not the same as you used to be?
            As the sun grows high and you serve your time, does each day just feel like another lie?

            I miss you
            I wish we were together

            We can drive
            It home
            Wherever I’m with you
            With one
            Headlight

          • Me

            If it takes forever
            I’ll wait forever
            I’ve waited so long
            Wait if tomorrow never comes
            Blue jay way
            I feel like I watch the green light
            From a distance
            Yearning for you
            Like gatsby
            When really
            The light is always
            Red
            Love u
            Night
            Miss u more now than ever
            And then some
            All I ever wanted
            Was you
            {the whole entire time}

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb, good morning
            u look amazing
            that dress
            wow
            leaves me breathless
            u r the one
            2 wear it
            u r the one

            it hurts
            2 know u r sleeping while i am awake
            but i will just say ur name
            like noone is around me

            bb, how’s ur day?

            can u come over 2day
            the gate has changed
            tho
            c54
            got an alert on my mobile
            it will say ur name

            until then
            i’ll just b thinking abt my doorbell
            and when you gonna ring it
            when you gonna ring it

            luv u
            miss u
            luv u
            want u

          • Me

            BB

            Never before have I
            Wanted something more
            Than you
            I waited
            Longing for
            You
            Everyday
            Hoping it was the day
            I’d be in your arms
            You should be waking with me
            Today is not good
            Unless you come to my Zumba class tonight
            Tomorrow is much better

            What costume shall the poor girl wear
            To all tomorrow’s parties

            I want you to come for me
            Old school
            Romeo
            Bring me flowers
            Let’s get pancakes

            I need you
            Friday ur invited to dinner
            It’s good luck
            I miss u
            Ever so much
            More each day

            My hunter
            Is a
            Lonely
            Hunter

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb
            u look amazing no matter what
            but please
            can u wear that dark green dress
            it matches ur eyes so well
            and reminds me of the 1st time i saw u
            bb

            that day
            u walked out in the rich parts of town
            every house had a radio
            all the windows were open
            and u could hear the music
            very marvelous

            friday
            we should get the orange ginger edamame
            u like them so much
            and it reminds me of the 1st time i saw u

            i’ve been many places
            maybe not as far as you
            so i think i’ll stay awhile
            and see if some dreams come true

            and then some

            luv u, miss u, want u

          • Me

            Swoon
            Days more without you
            I’m dying
            Dinner sounds amazing
            Flavor profiles are spot on
            The first time I met you
            Was camping tho bb
            I had that hat on
            And super short shorts
            Back in my short and heel
            Days
            I wanna run my fingers
            Thru ur curly locks
            Again

            Open ur heart to me
            I’ll give you love
            And you’ll hold
            The key

            No one
            Has ever
            Made me feel
            The way
            You do

            I miss the sound of your voice
            Close to me
            I love your voice

            I miss you
            Love you
            Need you

            My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
            My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
            The more I have, for both are infinite.

          • H.D. Broreau

            tell you what
            truth is
            sometimes i miss you so bad
            i can hardly stand it

            do u want 2 go camping
            again on the weeknd, bb?

            u’ll wear ur shorts
            and i will get my curls on
            i’m wearing them
            differently now
            afraid u won’t like it
            that way
            but i never rlly notice
            how other girls look at me
            i only think of u

            i still remember
            what i was thinking when
            i saw u standing there

            this ain’t no one-shot thing
            we got goin’ on here

            does ur memory cling
            to that bright summer day
            when i kissed u
            and called u sweetheart?

            because mine does

            u drive a packard car
            u bought me a diamond ring
            u showed me how to do that thing
            they call the nasty swing

            need u 2nite, bb

          • Me

            Join me at Zumba
            What other girls
            Ur so popular
            The ladies all ️luv u
            Like Tom ford
            You’re always so handsome
            I love ur hair
            Almost as much
            As the double freckle in your eye
            I remember the summer
            It’s my prized favorite time
            Of a lifetime
            Sometimes
            The rooftop rainstorm meme
            Gets me thru_
            If I were a carpenter
            And u were a lady

            I didn’t realize hot cakes were so high cal
            It’s like a days worth
            I remember driving in my car
            I’d take you to secret places
            And back again

            But I like when u drive
            Better
            Come to Zumba
            Come over after
            I need you
            Now

            Come over
            Come over
            Come over

            Come today
            Come today
            Come today

            Tomorrow is dinner
            I can’t wait any longer than
            Show me your love for me
            Is real

            Let’s watch risky business
            And easy money
            Like old times
            Listening to
            Our breathing
            Mixed in with
            Your music

            Love
            Is
            The
            Only
            Feeling

          • H.D. Broreau

            there’s a story in our town
            of the prettiest girl around
            golden hair and eyes of green
            how those eyes could flash at u
            how those eyes could flash at u
            boys hung ’round her by the score
            but she loved the boy next door

            i really do not deserve u bb

            ur so hot
            ur so fine
            i luv how ur cheeks will flush
            after u come home from the zumba
            i luv how when ppl will ask
            ‘time of your life, huh kid?’
            i can tell them about u, bb

            let’s skip future enterprisers, ok?
            i know of other things the 2 of us could be doing 2nite

            i know that it’s been a while 4 us
            but
            can i stay for the night?

            this story has some more
            u’ll hear it all at the candy store

          • Me

            Stay with me forever
            A night isn’t nearly enough
            I never want to leave your arms
            It’s the only place I’ve wanted to be
            I’ll run
            Run right back to you
            Ur the one
            I have ur feather
            I want u to be mine
            Here
            Now forever
            Burned into ur skin
            Ink worthy
            Ready
            Waiting

            Be with me tonight
            Everyday there after
            Ever more
            I am waiting
            For the when for you

            Ur words make me fluttery
            But it’s you
            That makes me faint
            The one
            And only
            Always
            And forevermore

          • H.D. Broreau

            it’s thursday in europe now, bb
            and
            i miss u even more than yesterday

            tell me about
            the place 2 be
            2morrow
            & i’ll be there
            bb, please

            because
            i really need you tonight
            forever’s gonna start tonight

            but instead of waking up
            next 2 u

            (u look amazing when ur sleeping)

            i toss and i turn
            and i dream of what i need
            and that is u

            bb, honestly
            i get nervous when u come around

            sleep well, kiss gnite
            want u, luv u, miss u, want u
            gonna have u

            took an oath, i’ma stick it out to the end

          • Me

            Everyday u say tomorrow
            I beginning to think its all a dream
            What dreams may come
            I’m home tomorrow after fittings
            Then I’m free
            I just wanna be yours
            You call the shots
            I just wanna be yours
            Secrets I have held in my heart are hardier to hide then I thought
            Let your love light shine
            Let it shine

            Wake me when the day breaks tell me bout ur heartache , who could be so unkind

            I want to heal you
            I want you to heal me
            We can use baby oil

            If ur not with me now
            Forever
            I will be
            Alone
            My thoughts are heart
            Have always been with you
            And will always be

            I need you
            Bear hugs
            Ur my favorite daydream
            I’m ur famous nightmare

          • H.D. Broreau

            good morning, bb
            u look amazing 2day
            u r so handsome
            like blazin hot
            it gets me every time

            u must have many a devtotee
            what will they do
            2 be close to u?

            bb
            i need u 2 need me
            how r u?
            how r u?

            i had this dream 2nite
            ur elvis song in my ear
            ur tender touch
            really wish i never woke up

            please bb
            put ur number in my phone
            i hope to get sometime alone
            i wanna get to know u more, bb
            put ur number in my phone

            luv u

          • Me

            Like the legend of the
            All ends with new beginings
            Well I don’t want the world to see me
            I just want you to know who I
            Am.,.,, say my name
            Say my name
            When no one is around you
            Say baby I love you

            Do u exist
            Are u the boy for me
            I want all the world to see
            We met

            Are u the magic nephew
            Tidal waves
            Rush over me
            Like a rush of blood to
            The head

            I want you now
            I can’t wait any longer
            My memory disorder
            Will not allow it

            If the weekend comes
            And we have not
            Stated our clams
            The time is
            Expired

            I need the present version of you
            Into my arms
            I know s place
            Where u can go
            Into my arms
            Into my arms

            Can’t live
            If living is without u

            Can’t live
            With or
            Without u

            I love u bb
            Need u
            Miss u
            Be mine
            Sugar never tasted
            So good

          • H.D. Broreau

            please bb, never 4get
            how beautiful u r

            i exist
            and
            i am the boy 4 u

            u exist
            and
            u r the girl 4 me

            let’s do this, bb
            i need u
            i need u in my arms

          • Me

            Give me something real
            Tell me something good
            I attached a pic for you
            Love u bb

            Don’t let the time expire on our love
            know I love you
            And you love the sea
            But what holy water contains a little drop, little drop for me?

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb, back when i was in school
            all the girls were writing notes 4 me
            but i nvr cared
            people would ask me
            ‘whats wrong with u?’

            i told them
            that 1 day i’d meet u

            luv u, bb

          • Me

            Omg
            I wanna get explicit
            Put ur hands all over me
            Or I will
            This is exquisite
            Ur a work of art

            Give me a lil drink
            From
            Ur
            Loving cup

            I wanna spill the beans w you till dawn

            Now
            Attached u will find
            Lips like sugar
            Sugar kisses
            I love u more
            Than

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb, good morning
            i h8 2 object again
            but
            it’s u who is the work of art

            cuz
            u look amazing
            when u wear that evening dress

            if you knew how i long
            4 u now that you’re gone
            u’d grow wings and fly
            home to me

            when r u coming over
            2 put ur hands all over
            soon?
            bb, please

            cuz
            after all these years wrestling gators
            i still feel like crying
            when i think of what u said to me:

            let’s pretend we’re bunny rabbits
            until we pass away

          • Kerry

            There is a definite disconnect from the natural world and a nostalgia for a past perceived as simpler and more authentic that is prevalent in our culture now. That this is mirrored in lifestyle choices including architecture and fashion is not surprising. As usual, externals will never fill the internal void, answer the haunting questions regarding security, self and meaning, or bring us what most humans truly search for-acceptance of self and real love. Those externals are footholds and gear locks into a system that ultimately chews up humanity and the natural world that we need to steward and protect rather than pillage and destroy with our endless consumerism and disregard for the communities that suffer from the effects of the behaviors of the affluent.
            That being said, the contemporary aesthetic that involves reusing and repurposing has become mainstream and produced real results that are somewhat beneficial. Consciousness has been raised about reuse and recycling, real nourishment and sustainability and yes, it’s cool to consume fair trade products. So what? This is better than it was before. Everyone can take ownership of making better, more informed choices and supporting better business practices. Arrogance is annoying, I agree, and local, sustainable products are more expensive, which is kind of a downer. But. Go back to the basics and buy what you need, make it last and respect what you have. Who knows? Maybe my paint pants that yes I actually paint in will some day be the stylish norm. The bottom line here is that we make positive change and if it comes in the guise of obnoxious trends remember that anything can be a seed, an agent of change, a statement that will shift the current paradigm and make way for the new. Think on it.

          • Me

            Let’s pretend we’re in
            You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals

            I want you now
            Come over asap
            Tonight is dinner
            Tomorrow I work all day
            I’ll find away
            To be with you

            Lion in a coma
            Summertime clothes
            All I want
            Is you

            The evening dress has been fitted to me like a glove
            I got six inch heels too
            I’m gonna be tall
            For once
            For real

            I need your
            Love
            All my love
            My darling
            I hunger for

            Ur touch

        • Me

          Let’s pretend we’re in
          You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals

          I want you now
          Come over asap
          Tonight is dinner
          Tomorrow I work all day
          I’ll find away
          To be with you

          Lion in a coma
          Summertime clothes
          All I want
          Is you

          The evening dress has been fitted to me like a glove
          I got six inch heels too
          I’m gonna be tall
          For once
          For real

          I need your
          Love
          All my love
          My darling
          I hunger for

          Ur touch

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb
            swoon
            don’t send me things like this
            u know abt the
            wilderness up in my head
            yeah, i slip
            i’m still an animal

            did u get the dress
            4 me

            ya so cute
            ya so cute

            it doesn’t really matter
            i’ll go where you feel

            excuse the question, bb, but
            honey, where’s the billy picture?

            i missed the bus
            but i’ll try 2 get one real soon

          • Me

            Bb u look so slim
            I gotta wear the gown to a event next wkend
            I’m gonna tower over my stalker / long term obsessed wanna be my boyfriend
            Never gonna happen
            BffS
            Bro
            Ick

            Save me
            You look like
            The perfect fit
            For a girl in need of

            I want you to get clean
            With me
            Come together
            Right now
            Over me

            Love u boo bear
            Sugar pie honey bunch
            I luv u and nobody else

            Ur sweet
            Like a honey
            Bb

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb
            i’ve gotten a little slimmer
            recently cuz
            i don’t eat
            i don’t sleep
            i do nothing but
            think of u

            and ur lips

            should i be workin out
            and get swole
            via massive muscles
            4 u?

            i still can’t believe
            that a girl like u
            even looks at me

            don’t stop
            don’t break
            u can delight
            cuz u have a place
            quiet room

            i need u now

            oh
            i found a picture of us
            the
            next weekend
            in the newspaper

            how do they know?

          • Me

            All I want is you

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb
            is this yours?
            someone needs 2 fix it

            sleep well
            kiss gnite

            it’s saturday in europe already

            look what i just found
            http://berlin.en.craigslist.de/mis/4984006014.html

          • Me

            No one engineers quite like the Germans
            So hot it’s cool
            So cool it’s hot
            It coulda been
            Shoulda been
            Woulda been
            Maybe you’ll Never know
            Heads up bb
            I love u

          • H.D. Broreau

            luv u too bb

          • Me

            If this were Tru
            I’d be seeing u
            By now

          • H.D. Broreau

            bb
            i’ve never lied 2 u
            & i’d never lie 2 u
            & i’m not even kidding

            u know about our condition
            tho

            broken bikes
            changed gates
            capulet
            montague

            u want to meet me out in the dark
            u want to meet in misery
            how about a room
            so low and lovely
            with the gloom that’s above me

          • Me

            All I want is
            A real and present version
            Of u
            Take me home
            Tonight

          • H.D. Broreau

            i can settle down
            and be doin’ just fine
            til’ i hear an old train
            rollin’ down the line
            then i hurry straight
            home and pack

            and if i didn’t go
            i believe i’d blow my stack

            bye, bb
            never gonna 4get

          • Me

            You gotta be you
            Enjoy ur life long ventures bb
            Why is a raven a writing desk
            Some riddles cannot be solved
            Even with coffee and carbs
            You’ll find another
            Girl to break the bank
            Again some day
            And I’ll watch from afar
            Like before
            I’m sure
            And so will you
            It will be the last time
            On the road with
            No return

            But you can always say
            You tried
            To play
            The game of life
            Mystery filled
            Board Games
            Clue

            Last stop on the routine ended
            The verified info
            Was all wrong
            So you took
            Another way

          • Me

            I want you to come thru
            For me
            I just want you there
            Your perfect
            I dream of you
            The simple things
            The mood rings
            Braclets and the beads

            Ur swag is so swole
            It’s shredded
            Kiss me and I’ll kiss u back
            Love me and I’ll love you back

            Your thread will be ending
            Soon
            Promises and goodnights
            Followed by
            A wks worth of threads
            And European destination
            Explainations

            Just be with me
            Tonight
            All I want
            Is to watch the setting sun
            Raise and fall
            With u
            Till the end
            Of my
            Days

  • Wankster

    Middle class millenials / early 80s wave kids were told by their baby boomer parents that they were ‘gifted’ and destined for ‘meaningful’/fulfilling lives. This delusion was reinforced throughout the kids’ lives [via copping a ‘4’ on AP Lit test, ‘killing it’ with A-‘s in humanities courses’]. But once they left school and realized they wouldn’t be philosopher kings / poet laureates, and settled for normal wave jobs, they had to construct ‘meaning’ and ‘individuality’ through slightly high end, just barely obscure consumer experiences. contemporary conformity was born.

    • crystalt castlez [iz ded]

      but wut abt copping a ‘5’ tho
      lol

      but rly society is ded ‘nothing matters’
      just gonna keep working my normalwave job and continue latching on2 my ‘normal’ sense of delusion until i ‘scale’ hard in

      or i guess by my late 20’s be ‘mad auth’
      naval-gazing my way to authdom

    • macostarz

      the 80s new wave connection is quite apt. Totally rad

  • n2whyteguyz

    this all hits too close to home… ive been trying to get my bf to be more “contemporary conformist” for years. he’s too interested in “feeling comfortable”. guess he wins

    • future-primitive

      ‘comfort-core’ is very alive and well in 2015. think sweat pants, yoga pants, starbucks, netflix, dabs, nikes, iPhone, saggy beanie, etc. think lazy, middle-class consumer who find pleasure in buying goods from ‘progressive’, ‘future-wave’, monopolies, like Apple, Starbucks, Nike, etc. I feel like comfort-core is the Contemporary Conformist’s careless state-school millennial little bro.

      • crystalt castlez [iz ded]

        spot-on
        via dab wave

      • http://www.macostarz.tumblr.com macostarz

        quite the cushy lifestyle

  • dat_bro06

    Aren’t we alvvays / by definition in a period of ‘contemporary conformism’ (via definitions / via human nature)?
    “Culture is normally distributed” -said me
    (or is it a question of degree?)

    I do find it psychologically titillating to read Carl’s theorizing of how and why the current iteration of late 20’s culture arose —- that is because I h8 ppl, esp ppl who r not aware of the deterministic influences on their lives

    But, pls continue . .

    A contrarian view: I thought ‘contemporary conformism’ as you’ve defined it grew up in rapidly gentrifying neighborhoods in SF / NY (via Brooklyn / the Mission) and was pushed out into Portland / Austin

    Yall it’s really easy to ignore culture. Remember these principles:
    -Food and beverages nourish our bodies with energy + nutrients (if we so choose)
    -Cloths / rags cover our bodies / protect us from the cold
    -Buildings are a place to sleep / eat / transact commercially, away from the elements
    -A table is a convenient surface for holding food at arm’s length
    -Music is vibrations we perceive auditorily

    • authcore2k15

      totally agree.

      its just so frustrating.

      what are people supposed to be? are we not allowed to be ‘stylish’? ‘style’ is often defined by ‘contemporary’ trends, so are we always ‘contemporarily conforming’?

      same with music, food, architecture etc etc.

      anything we do will be scrutinized and stereotyped into some ‘auth’ bloggers little box of ‘authness’, which is ironic because I thought that auth was ‘nothing matters’, yet here cares is spouting off about something that clearly matters to him.

      talk about hypocritical.

      arrogance maybe? where does carles shop? Target? didn’t think so. Does carles eat at mcdonalds? no? then where does he eat?

      its a shame really. Us people born during the 1990s and on have no legitimate culture to draw from.

      were a product of the internet age, where culture is digital and cannot be worn or eaten. the only thing we can do is draw upon our parents, grandparents, great-grandparents legacies and try to carry them over into our own era.

      thats all we are trying to do.

      wood, craftsmanship, artisan food/drink/products, leather, its all from ages passed. that is why we keep them alive.

      otherwise we are labeled as ‘unskilled’, ‘tasteless’, ‘unthankful’ kids who have no heritage.

      carles needs to chill out, and apply ‘auth’ to his own life.

      this is a little place where I’m from that might be ‘contemporary conformist’, but thats not necessarily a bad thing.

      good espresso tho thats for sure.

      https://instagram.com/dosecoffeeco/

      • contcomfbro420

        it shows your ignorance and contem-conformieness that you can only see ‘poor’/’mainstream’ and ‘stylish’/’contemp’/’contempconformie’ as options. i think that the essence of contempconformie is shown here– that they believe wearing nice plaid shirts and 100$ jeans is the ‘only alternative’ to looking like a ‘walmart poor’ and eating ‘local farm to table modern american small plates’ in an exposed brick-wave restaurant is the only alternative to being slowly murdered by transfats/gluten/hfcs/emulsifiers

    • Sierra

      did u just quote urself? lol that’s genius tbh

  • jonathankyou

    carles u are ROASTIN these bichonz

  • https://twitter.com/theericlarson Obscure Cactus

    i don’t like latte art. be a professional. don’t overcompensate. hand the ball to the ref and act like you’ve been there before [via sports analogy]

    • manofmanynames

      Latte art makes me feel physically ill. It should be illegal.

  • skybread

    “Only cities like Miami and New Orleans with direct ties to ‘the Old
    World’ have stable cultural roots where dumb trends will not invade.”

    Agree with this, at least with my experience with New Orleans. Feels like the contemporary aesthetic tries to seep in and make its presence known in the form of contemporary bars and restaurants… HOWEVER the overlying aesthetic will continue to primarily milk the old “bring ya mama n dem and try the seafood gumbo yall” New Orleanian attitude in those places, which will ultimately be interpreted by people as ‘authentic New Orleans’ despite everything else contemporary about it.

  • stewart

    Yes

  • coolguy69@hotmail.com

    Question: Is sushi contemporarily conformist?

    • poop

      nah i think sushis more a yuppie thing and its moment wouldve been in the 80s and 90s instead of now. contemp conformists probably get down to sushi but theyd prefer a modern interpretation of an american staple

  • future-primitive

    I think this phenomenon is in part due to the new mentality that “anyone can be a designer, anyone can be an entrepreneur”, which is probably the new “anyone can go to college.” Except this particular niche is fixated on being ‘dapper’ and quaint. But I think in essence, this aesthetic is all about dealing with post-industrialist waste while reconciling a nu, minimal and digital world. We’re in a weird transition phase where we have all of this random shit (decaying buildings, metal junk) left-over from industrialism, but none of it is necessary because ‘everything is digital now’. The aesthetic therefore becomes absurd because of its juxtaposition of incongruent and conflicting sensibilities.

    • dat_bro06

      Dude, super well said. It’s also somewhat ironic how casually the term ‘entrepreneurship’ is being bandied around nowadays given the rate of new business formation is at all-time lows —- esp. among millennials many of whom are too saddled with student loan debt to even think about launching their own ‘scalable venture’

      http://www.citylab.com/work/2014/05/rate-new-business-formation-has-fallen-almost-half-1978/9026/

      ‘I’m the contemp conformist. I dress in vintage styles reminiscent of pre_digital eras but I also believe ‘software is eating the world’ (via Marc Andreessen). I shop locally because philosophically I ‘support’ sustainable / local economic development (as opposed to big agribusiness / buying stuff that was made in sweatshops). And I also work at a massive scalable venture like FB or TWTR.’

      Makes no sense yall

  • ar12

    Part 2 is making sense why most of the white people in my neighborhood are contemporary conformists. I live in a 3rd tier major city who’s only national identity is a losing NFL team that is always under speculation of moving to L.A.

    Maybe many mainstreamers are just tired of cookie cutter and mass produced. They are tired of the shopping malls and chain stores. Maybe they are looking for something more “authentic” but still need to be “force-fed” the places and experiences because they work all the time and have boring lives and lame ass jobs. They have no time to find real authenticity? Or they are so stuck in “mainstream” thought and lifestyle, they wouldn’t even know what authentic was? So these places are being brought to them in their neighborhoods or popping up in gentrified neighborhoods to bring these people in? “Niche mainstream”

    I agree, New Orleans is probably the most authentic city in the US. Wynwood in Miami is sooo contemporary conformist though.

  • auth.jpg

    i think that the most annoying thing about ‘contemporary conformists’ is how they pretend to be a ‘jack of all trades’ when it comes to culture. they pretend to be affluent in things like coffee production/craft beer/fashion/history/literature/design aesthetics/etc simply because they are ‘trendy’ things to be interested in, when in reality, they have no real knowledge/passion/experience with these things. they are simply crafting their identity around things they know nothing about to seem ‘cool’ and ‘different’. they then invite their snobby friends over and have snobby conversations about all these things they pretend/narrow-mindedly believe they understand, which is insulting to people who truly do have a passion for these things. unfortunately, ‘contemporary conformists’ are the ‘new mainstream’ and they are being catered to via building remodels/fast-fashion shops/popular websites/etc

    • HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK

      yeh, I think they are crafting it just on this look. So even if you asked for a design piece, it is going to have this same shitty look.

  • HOTDOGS

    You should check out Antique Taco (http://www.antiquetaco.com/) in Chicago. The “creative director” of the restaurant (what restaurant needs a creative director?!) seriously used to list burlap as an “influence.” I don’t even know what that means.

    • Ankleboots

      Also in Chicago the entire land and sea department. http://landandseadept.com

      The repackaging of low (maybe in this case trashy or poor) culture (tiki bars, fried chicken, Chinese take out), making it accessible by dressing it up and selling it as a way to enjoy a product that a contemporary conformist would otherwise be embarrassed or ashamed that they enjoy.

      It seems like contemporary conformism is just a general refusal to enjoy what you actually enjoy. The desire for constant curation of a life.

  • Crlsbergbar

    Dear son,

    Solid gold here
    Like lightning
    Thunder
    Knock knock knock
    In exposed ass brick
    Hala!!!!
    Now all we need in this town
    Are local village bicycles
    And neighborhood cumsluts
    All the bros be like
    “Wow ur hair looks so good bb!!!”
    Is that the new _ bag’
    I wanna be contempo casual
    5/7/9 just like you too

    Low Bmi
    Best part of waking up
    Hot ass pour over coffee and or cold beer
    Late night stops at the local brewery/distillery/crafty cocktail
    Hotspot

    I’m so popular
    Look at me
    Industry of cool kids
    At 20/35
    Acting like kids who care
    What everybody thinks about their name brand
    High end
    Fly ass
    Personal brand

    Do you
    I never loved anyone
    The way I love you
    Know that
    It’s not over

    One more cup of coffee
    (And ur cigs)
    For the road

  • Matt Siano

    I have a very different perspective on New Orleans than your theory about tiered cities. Sadly, New Orleans is a hotbed of cultural conformism. With the investment boom and disaster capitalism post-Katrina, we here can witness on any given day the horrors of cultural commodification and class-based consumer trends at the expense of long term residents and the working poor.

    Take a trip down St. Claude avenue. You will see – 1) Historic marketplace in a historically black and working poor neighborhood that was not reopened until last week that now serves: Craft Cocktails, artisan cheeses, whatever the fuck. Mind you, wasn’t reopened as a market to serve the working poor and former residents while the surrounding area came back, but was sat upon for nearly 10 years to serve the transplant cultural conformist population.

    http://nola.curbed.com/tags/st-roch-market

    2) A school that was “refurbished” into luxury condos, almost 10 years after the storm. Post Katrina most schools were heavilly damaged, teachers were illegally pushed out and replaced with scab Teach For America types; but isn’t it so novel to live in a “refurbished” school in what was once a predominantly African American working class community.

    3) Places like http://bootysnola.com/ (fusion international “street food” small plates and craft cocktails) , http://www.redschinese.com/ (overpriced “new orleans fusion” chinese food ex: you get some white bread with your 16$ spare ribs, oh and craft cocktails)

    I see cultural conformitism as a pretty horrifying example of apathetic cultural class warfare, perpetuated by thoughtless liberal types, driven by larger capitalist trends in development, local governments, real estate, and of course the many things you touch upon. All I see is expropriation of working class identity, property and community.

    I hope your theory is correct that cities with strong bonds don’t buck to this trend and become homogenized. New Orleans probably has the strongest cultural, community and historical bonds I have seen anywhere in the U.S.A. Unfortunately many of those bonds are being expropriated and commodified by Contemporary Conformists, which unfortunately through economics and politics destroys those bonds. All this through real physical displacement, brought about economically, politically, violently and last but not least, Culturally Conformatively

  • HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK

    Yes good call on the “American Heritage” term, I also looked into it and didn’t find much either.

    Well, what is the origin story of Contemporary Conformism? I read that Retromania book by Simon Reynolds, and it seems that retrospection isn’t exactly unique to our time, but it seems our time’s aesthetic is defined by retro aesthetics. On a mainstream level, it seems the induction of Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch was the first instance of retro being sold to the masses. And then there was the New-Folk movement of the early to mid 2000s (Iron and Wine, Joanna Newsome, Coco Rosie….). And “Bohemes”/Train Hoppers / Communal Livers / Steam Punkers have always been into super old white shit. The loss of physicality via the internet, may have gave way to filters, making things feel more tangible or meaningful or tactile, rather than cheap digital pixels. Though we know it is fake tactility, we still use the filters to signify nostalgia.

    Nostalgia=meaningful Instant Feelings=Easy

    Here is the ContempConform Hotel net.artist Ryder Ripps stirred a controversy at
    http://www.acehotel.com/ <mad filter life <Use of Courier because it must have been written on a typewriter.

  • bongo

    I’m pretty sure you’re just describing consumerism and trendiness. The same basic principles applied in the 80’s (minimal food and permanent skiwear), 90’s (fusion cuisine and flossing) and early 00’s (molecular gastronomy and whatever people were wearing then – baby tees?). You’re not wrong to point out the “faux”ness of it, or that any mass consumption trend is generally bad for the world and for the city. But I sense a contradiction — If “authenticity” is your criterion, I don’t know if it’s fair to level Portland/Austin/SLC in one fell swoop — the lower rents attract not only the lamer/lower-achieving yuppies but also a lot of real artists who understand that cheap rent=more time for culture. I’d wager you’d find more “authenticity” there, pound for pound, than in an NYC full of posers and trust fund kids.

  • person

    Haymaker in Austin. Where UT Seniors and late 20 employees ‘let loose’ [via bar games, cocktails, and food]

    https://www.google.com/search?q=haymaker+austin&safe=off&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=DXonVZrlH4HHsAX7noCoCA&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=811#imgrc=_

  • rap game george costanza

    i’ve lived in austin for 5 years [via attending ut] and sadly have to encounter this nonsense on a daily basis. contemporary conformism gets worse here every day [via mass gentrification / people from out of state moving to austin to be “young”/”hip”/”relevant”]. austin was definitely essential in helping to create the aesthetic and now it continues to perpetuate it, as all of the new business / restaurants / yuppies seek to obtain it. the pinnacle of this is def rainey street, a contemporary conformist version of 6th street where “hipster” yuppies go to get so0o0o0o0o0o fucked up and believe they are having a more meaningful experience [via overpriced cocktails/craft beers/horrible decor/other douchebags with the same mentality] than those who go to sixth to do the exact same thing.
    http://www.raineystbars.com/

    the worse part about it all is that it’s not just late 20 somethings attempting to buy meaningful experiences, it has seeped all the way down into the college environment. it such a shame because i feel college is a time where u can truly have authentic experiences.
    this is literally what i deal with on campus every day [warning: you may vomit reading it]

    http://www.orangemagazine.co/orange/2015/3/11/man-buns-of-ut

    now all of these lame-os dress in “menswear” and other “hipster” fashion to show how relevant and meaningful they are, but rlly it’s just a false identity they must construct to impress their self and others. they are all pseudo-intellectuals who claim to have a “deep” understanding of the arts / culture, but in reality they know absolutely nothing. it’s v obvious how clueless they are as soon as you talk to them. it’s just a fad, in a few years they’ll have adopted some other aesthetic to purchase a meaningful experience.

    idk i guess for as shitty and unbearable as all of this aesthetic and cultural destruction is, i think it’s still possible to “make do;” i feel like i have managed to not succumb to it and still have a truly meaningful and authentic experience here. i suppose there’s really not much we can do to erase it as it will naturally die out [via trends] but we can make do within in the systems around us to continue to create our own meaningful experiences.

    auth is not a trend.
    auth cannot be bought.
    auth is eternal y’all.

  • govdotbark

    Modern conformity is ultra niche in a small city (<
    75,000). I live in one of these small cities where culture is nonexistent and
    modern conformity is the “edge before the abyss”. These 3 places (1 coffee
    shop, 1 restaurant and 1 bar) all located near each other attracts almost
    exclusively kids who are “back in town for the weekend” from either college or
    a bar job in cities where modern conformity is less niche. They have the same
    trendy wooden vibes with impressionist paintings and leather booths with free
    wifi. The college kids go there to do work while taking part in the performance
    art of posing in a painting of culture.

  • KONY_2K12

    Würstkuche is one of my favorite restaurants but also guilty of the community long tables, post-pitcher water pourers, zany light fixtures and of course exposed brick/weathered wood…
    Be sure to wear suede chukka’s and fasten that top button on your urbyouttie_plaid_shirt

  • z

    i think an important aspect of this is the ‘economic’ aspect. contemconformies have disposable income, but want to spend it on auth things. but don’t want to be scared or challenged. but maybe contemp conformie culture was not ‘created’ ‘consciously’ but instead represents a collection of sustainable business models that came about through natural economic darwinism. farm2table wave and man bun couture represent ‘nice things’ that 20somethings can incrementally adopt as they become more financially stable. i used to dress like shit because i was both ignorant and also too poor to ‘learn’ (via buying) but as my income rose i started to buy ‘nice shoes’ and ‘some nice button up shirts’ and ‘pants without holes in them’ and ‘a nice formal blazer for fancey events usually without a tie but sometimes.’ for food we move from ‘mac and cheese’ to ‘cracker barrel extra sharp’ to ‘brie’ to ‘gouda’ to ‘artisinal sheep’s milk cheese from the basque region’ but things in all of these genres plateau at the current contemp-conformie level because as you noted before contemp-conformies will never be ‘actually rich’ and their interests are too broad (via incremental quality increases being tied to the ‘mental serotonin IV drip of consumerism’

  • Christopher

    I feel like places like Detroit or other ‘rust belt’ cities utilize the Contemporary Conformist trend as a way of saying
    “we are grassroots.”
    “we incorporate metal and wood to show that we recognize where we come from”
    “we struggled and this design aesthetic visualizes that we are just some bros doing what we believe in”
    “we just use the bare minimum, can’t even afford LED bulbs so we have these old [via more expensive] Edison bulbs.”
    “we took what the world gave us, and thats just this old GM plant that we repurposed into a cafe”
    “we just have a few plants and this counter with a square card reader on my iPhone, we try to get by”
    “support us, we are just some bros with an iPad/square reader and a reclaimed wood bar with some barstools”

  • partoftheproblem

    where’s Baltimore on this map of CC? (or is Baltimore too broke to count?)

  • TKTK

    Always nice to see a piece about something then, halfway through, the author remembers half the population exists, too. ‘Oh hey wait I just saw a woman walk by and remembered they exist. What’s their deal?’ Sorry, ‘What is it that women want?’

  • http://www.slampty.com/ SLAM!

    This made my day.

  • Walter

    Too many comments to check if this has been mentioned but http://thekinspiracy.tumblr.com/ is an extremely apropos visualization of the ContConf aesthetic.

  • K8bot

    Now this is the holy grail of Contemp Conform: Kinfolk http://www.kinfolk.com

  • Frank Adam Brenner

    The post reads like a fever dream of almost irony. Everything sucks? Nah, I’m all set.

  • independebubble

    Tiny houses. Go.

  • Mage

    What is Burning Man to a contemp confie? Here in Portland I know of a few white contemp confies who HAVE to go and also attend year round events for “Burners.” But it doesn’t really fit with the faux high culture vibes that these people tend to surround themselves with. IDK I’ve never been to Burning Man, tho.

  • mediablowhards
  • mediablowhards

    It’s not called “American Heritage”, it’s called “Industrial”.

    http://www.windermere.com/buying_and_selling/design_styles/industrial?from=list

    The Industrial look is most often found in reclaimed factories or converted lofts

    Architectural detail is emphasized by open spaces, high ceilings, and floor–to-ceiling windows

    Brick walls, wooden beams, and air ducts are left exposed

    Floors are typically polished concrete or weathered wood

    Whites, blacks, and gray color palettes are used to emphasize space

    Large-scale art pieces or bookshelves often divide large rooms

    Here’s one from my state of Massachusetts

    http://www.ssliving.com/South-Shore-Living/June-2013/Best-New-Restaurants/

    It’s clear from the outset that this urban-styled restaurant is unlike anything else in the region. Located in the Lower Mills neighborhood of Milton, this restaurant’s name pays tribute to the area’s rich history as a mill town and to the massive steel beam construction of the building itself, which was once an auto garage. As guests push open the heavy wooden doors, they enter an almost 7,000-square foot dining room with 30-foot trussed ceilings, cement floors, exposed brick, rustic wooden tables, and an expansive bar. Chalkboards and reclaimed windows hang on the walls and water is served out of charming glass milk bottles. The restaurant’s warehouse-like design is paired with a refined, upscale menu of regionally-inspired dishes. Acclaimed chef Chris Parsons’ open-style scratch kitchen bustles with activity like a well-oiled machine, dishing out food that manages to be both gourmet and down-to-earth. Menu choices include such items as a fresh baby beet salad made with salt roasted beets over pistachio herb purée, delicate slices of ricotta salata (a salted and aged sheep’s milk cheese), homemade crackers and candied pistachios. Another savory choice is the oyster stew, which contains sweet Virginia oysters cooked in a velvety broth with smoked hake, chopped bits of applewood smoked bacon, potato, leek, and served with a homemade chive biscuit, right in the pan.

  • Liz

    https://instagram.com/maryellenskye/

    Contemporary conformist alert, wee-oo wee-oo

  • Gahl Liberzon

    I think the urban-rural thing and exposed brick/wood is a fetishization of the natural state of industrial cities in decline (one of the reasons so many ContempConform cities named above are in the rustbelt), where many partially abandoned factories and mid-20th century office/government buildings, are, thanks to lack of upkeep, being overcome with opportunistic plant life (think ivy, dandelions pushing up sidewalk tiles, all of the train-station ruin porn coming out of detroit). It might be to some extent the white mainstream middle class collective consciousness’s way of integrating the landscape features born of growing income inequality without having to reconcile themselves to the economic condition that created them. It also can explain the love for all things “artisanal”– the production of artisanal products via locally owned small businesses has been touted by more than one economic thinker and both political parties as the future sight of all middle class work in the avirtual world, despite all evidence to the contrary of that sector ever growing large enough to accommodate those dispossessed of work in industrial manufacturing.

  • Anna Timmerman

    I live in new Orleans and a lot of these people are moving to certain neighborhoods but the locals/natives are pushing back. Look up the St. Roch Market. Abandoned fish market post-Katrina, neighborhood (low-income) asked for an affordable grocery store and ended up with an expensive food court catering directly to “contemporary conformists”. It got super trashed and all the windows broken out a few weeks ago and frankly, most residents are thrilled.

  • Eddie McMenamin

    Curious why you don’t outline how Chicago fits in to the different city categories.

    I guess here?: “Also, ‘major’ cities like Houston, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Seattle,San
    Diego, and Phoenix have stable economies where Contemporary Conformity
    is utilized as a design trend for the affluent who just value
    novelty/contemporary, knowing that the establishment will be ‘re-done’
    when the trend passes.”

    I feel like people on the coasts don’t know what the hell to make of Chicago, or don’t quite understand it, or don’t want to try to? I dunno.

  • fauxez

    to ur first comment about ny & la & sanfran, theres always an artificial drive for culture, because while these places come out with the innovation it gets interpeted across the country *ie 2nd tier cities with more rural connections to polish off the look/trend/product/ideology and runs its course, but not before returning to teir 1 cities in a more refined artificial module- see: brooklyn bazaar in williamsburg.

  • Mike

    Isn’t making observations about the shortcomings of culture an example of Contemporary Conformity? Isn’t irony contemporary conformity or is that still reserved for those who are the taste makers?