Did SXSW/’the internet’ get ‘too urban’? [via netstream hip_hop]

‘Kriss Kross played SouthBi?’ -dated old guy joke

I was at SXSW last week. It was lame. One thing my auth / alt-leaning / net-stream friends all agreed upon was that ‘there were way more black people walking around’ than years before. Not just black ppl, but also the genre of white ppl who think that they can ‘dress like Kanye West/Justin Bieber’ and nod their head to the popular rap song.

Like, there were street vendors selling unlicensed SXSW t-shirts as if it was ‘a music festival’ with ‘a lineup’ or something. It was super weird. Who the eff would wear a SXSW t-shirt?

I wondered if it was just ‘because I am older’ and ‘out of touch’ with ‘youth culture’, therefore I am eager 2 try to make my ‘youth culture’ context seem more meaningful. However, several unbiased ppl said, “Yes. There are tons of URBANZ at SouthBi… and I’m not talkin about the chill urbanites who are helping 2 gentrify communities [via displacing minorities].’

Please understand that I am already aware that:
-I am a minority, therefore I am allowed 2 talk about whites/minorities/racial issues
-SXSW is stupid
-SXSW doesn’t ‘break’ any bands
-‘real influencers’ don’t go to SXSW. Most only do to participate in sponsored brand activations that they sold to some shitty mainstream brand who thinks SXSW still matters.
-Much of this is coming from dealing with my previous blog HIPSTER RUNOFF becoming an irrelevant cultural mechanism and dealing with the fact that Carles.Buzz will never ‘scale’ into these audiences.

YOUTH CULTURE = the most generically scalable slice of POP CULTURE?

SXSW as a scalable mechanism.

sxsw-black-people
What do the 4 letters ‘sxsw’ even mean? They are just a branded experience that cause ppl who ‘didn’t go to SXSW’ to have FOMO [via fear of missing out]. Nothing really happened. No1 had fun. Brands didn’t gain anything. Media content farms just got coverage. No small_scale bands made any money. Tech startups may or may not have received ‘buzz’, but their products aren’t any more useful. It is just an attention economy that is ‘as relevant’ as the Gathering of the Juggabros.

It felt like a new vibe of ppl were at all of the mass free events like ‘the Fader Fort’. Is there some theory that ‘poor ppl’ will eventually find out abt free things [via welfare/food stamps/disability/government_assistance] and then ruin those free things, giving them a bad name 2 ppl who ‘work’ 2 pay 4 things?

Did that ‘urban guy’ who plowed thru ppl at SXSW last year give the festival too much buzz with World_Star_Hip_Hop style audiences?

Theory: If SXSW is an event fueled by cultural content farm buzz… the majority of ppl who real cultural content farms thrive on ‘hip hop coverage’ [via the Negrofication of Pitchfork Theory]. Therefore, to enable the greatest amounts of internet_buzz, hip-hop acts were ‘essential’ in facilitating the internet buzz circle_jerk cycle.

Rap is ‘obvi’ more popular than even the most scalable of indie bands. Fans of scalable indie bands would rather just pay to see their fave mnstrm indie band at a price-protected amphitheatre. Tweens who like alt rock don’t even know what SXSW is, they are mainly there 2 see Bleachers at the MTVWoodies.

Youth culture is dependent upon cultural experiences 2 feel connected ‘something bigger than themselves.’
Cultural content farms utilize the ‘hype’ of live cultural events to create ‘popular artists’ who facilitate community connection.
‘Fame’ as perceived by youth culture is tied into social media mentions/ follower counts / Facebook feed algorithms based on your likes/friends.

N e ways…
I think SXSW is basically just a hip hop festival. #youth_culture doesn’t really know how to get excited about the scalable indie of yesteryear. Was just weird for me to witness it in person instead of just seeing the shift on the internet.

What is the current youth culture paradigm?
Are ‘hip hop heads’ just more noticable?
Are they just ‘louder’?

While this isn’t really a racial thing, nor am I saying ‘SXSW should be whites only’, I am only really saying that white youth culture has not utilized the internet to create a tier of.

Does n e 1 know of any auth remote festivals where true artists go?
Does n e 1 know a kewl technology conference where no1 uses mobile data, electricity, or depend on scalable social tools?

I just wanna auth out ///
I wish I ‘got’ the hottest ticket
sxsw-hot-ticket

Is SXSW officially a ‘hip hop festival’?
Has it finally been ‘so free’ that the ‘leeches of society’ have descended upon it?
Are the same ppl who go to SXSW the same ppl who ‘watch Catfish’ [via MTV]?
Now that ‘every1 reads the internet’ are cultural content farms just dependent upon human trends with the widest reach [via hip hop + r&b]?
Did yall see Miley at the Fadesy Fort with Mike Will Made It? What a moment! Gonna tell my kidz about it, like the time I saw Panda Bear play out Person Pitch.

Will Social Media ever die?
Will SXSW die when social media dies?
When will a new paradigm of scalable culture emerge?
Will it be on the internet?
Will a segment of the population eternally live with their lives #influenced by social media?
Is it a real shame that Bobby Schmurda is in the slammer so he couldn’t get SouthBi buzz?

Where is the centre of the world?

Every1 who reads carles.buzz is insane
Not part of mass culture / pop culture / nestream culture
We r so effed
This is all we have.

thank u 4 giving me the strength 2 go on
Knowing ur out there makes the world a better place.

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  • Authopedic

    this is the closest i get 2 social media
    bc i don’t want 2 read about what some chump had 4 lunch
    i just like 2 know that carles agrees
    that the world is full
    of pointless cunts
    like u
    and me.

    • dat_bro06

      h8 h8 h8

      • Authopedic

        can’t help it bro.
        not riding alt-level angsty waves [via shitty metal band sloganeering]
        just looking around
        at all the effing a-holez.

        • dat_bro06

          it’s all good brother.
          <3 u
          H8 every1 else

          • Authopedic

            <3 u bro.

  • Jonathan Kaplan

    ‘everyone who reads carles. buzz is insane’

    • crystalt castlez [iz ded]

      ikr

  • Bronello_Cucinelli

    sorry carles but ‘auth’ does not count as a minority group

  • authcore2k15

    honestly, rap/hip hop is the punk of this generation. parents hate it (for good reason), so kids will listen/buy it, and we all know money talks.

    sxsw is all about money. free shows with big name hiphop/rap artists bring in the people, people then spend money on the vendors advertising/sponsoring the whole event.

    its simple. people vote with money, and theyve voted for rap/hiphop.

  • dat_bro06

    if u know of an auth remote festivals, pls do NOT share it on carles dot buzz..
    this is what i been saying ya’ll

    the content farms can HEAR u bb
    auth must be p2p
    password protected
    snapchats
    college_ fraternity_wave hazing protocols
    Fight_club_wave secrecy
    buying in bulk for the auth community via auth wholesalers (Sammie’s Club)

    etc.

  • Crlsbergbar

    This site turned lame
    Over it
    Deleting its presence from my personal space
    Ur boring
    Laters

  • https://twitter.com/theericlarson Obscure Cactus

    i’m gonna tell my kids i heard grimes in a expedia commercial on a tv at sxsw

  • Sierra

    ppl who utilize the word ‘utilize’ not only once but twice in the same article are ‘try hards’

  • stewart

    This one was really good, especially those last questions.

  • ar12

    Man, southbi seems pretty lame. : / Glad I’m old and don’t feel like I’m “missing out on something” or need to be “connected 2 something bigger” than myself [via trying to hold onto my youth]. GvB thing looked super chill tho.

  • MetaJD

    “like the time I saw Panda Bear play out Person Pitch”

    silent tears…. feels like an eternity ago… feels like Person Pitch is now the actual object of nostalgia rather than the medium that allowed us to channel into past nostalgia….

  • authie

    bro – i just stayed in and netstreamed FRANK and convinced myself that I understood a scalable auth experience.

    RIP Don – you were the best drummer of the soronprfbs.

  • missed the boat=trapped

    Crls
    Ur a pussy
    Sissy
    lil bitch
    Can’t speak irl
    So ur on the net
    Hate u

  • Ben

    “Are ‘hip hop heads’ just more noticable?Are they just ‘louder’?”

    You’re so fuckin lucky you’re a minority. I’d love to say racist shit like this and not fear for my life at the same time.

    • n2whyteguyz

      why?

  • n2whyteguyz

    is this real? it’s actually really really easy for a bunch of ‘white skinned’ people to hang out with each other exclusively (not even on purpose) and find a bunch of other ‘white skinned’ people with the same tastes and mindset…way more than it is for black people. is that ‘the joke’? i don’t really want to believe that carles is this racist