Grimes ‘cleans up her image’ 2 go on tour with Lana Del Rey

grimes lana del rey tour
Good news ladies!Two of our faaaavourite female singers are going on tour, not just to make money off lamestream girls who wear ‘flower wreaths’ 2 concerts.

Will Grimes ‘reach an entirely new audience’ of streamers who r into LDR?
Or is Grimes ‘already’
Has Grimes already ‘gone too dubstep’? [via that poor man’s dubstep song ‘Go’]
Or is she ‘cleaning up her pop female image’? [via Realiti]
grimes-before-after
Grimes grew out her bangs.

Is Grimes ‘trying too hard’ 2 diversify her fan bases? [via worldwide appeal]

Grimes has abandoned the exploitation of popular net art aesthetics
Scaling beyond ppl who ‘think images on Tumblr look kewl’
Scaling beyond the dubsteppers
Scaling in2 the Main Stream [via the cultural river]

The auth woman has been forgotten
You are taught by strong females 2 ‘always go mnstrm’
Bc u can only find comfort.

I apologize to all of the auth females
Who used to chop up their hair
embrace imperfections
Ride ‘disheveled’ waves to separate yourself from ‘beauty’-driven online culture
grimes-before-famous
The mainstreamification of the netstream
The extinction burst of scalable indie ////////

Let’s just have a girl’s nite
Invite T-Swift, Corey Haim, Tavi Stevenson, Lena ‘Millenial Rosie O’Donnell’ Dunham
Talk abt female empowerment
while making ourselves ‘prettier’
grimes lana del rey tour
Should this tour be renamed ‘Gorilla Vs Bear Fest’?

‘This is a huge moment for indie.’
-Indie blog, 2011

‘No1 cares. Nothing Matters.
-auth blog, 2018

“Tickets available at Live Nation.com”
-not very auth

True or False: All female buzz artists must conform to the contemporary aesthetic of beauty.

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  • Sierra

    i think lana del ray’s hair smells like barbie hair and grimie’s hair smells like grease and dandruff

    • FaygoBro420

      not using shampoo is actually the best way to not have grease and dandruff. that stuff dries ur scalp and makes ur oil glands overcompensate. ppl never washed their hair every day until the ’60s commercials decided everybody should.

      • Sierra

        idk abt grimie’s shampooing habits, so no word on that. i was just saying what it looks like from a pure internet h8r perspective. i do not have grease & dandruff but thank u for the hair tips [via pippatips]. i agree shampooing is nauth.

      • Youth Group Bro

        Having lice is pretty auth.

      • macdemarco

        Did she say that she doesn’t use shampoo?

  • authosaurus rex

    didn’t Kim Gordon put a hit out on Lana Del Ray, she better watch her a$$

  • manofmanynames

    I miss dirty lookin, hairy, nerdy Grimes and her unibrow. She was real and auth back then. I blame her gay boyfriend for this awful makeover. And her new label. Fuck you, Jay-Z.

  • This blog blows

    Ur boring
    No one cares anymore
    Grow up

    Hate u
    I only ‘browse’ this stupid blog so I can tell you I hate u

    Please retire

    • JacquiChan

      Why r u cyberbullying Carles?

      • Via mgmt

        I’m sad on the inside

        • Authopedic

          it’s gonna be ok bb
          well… it’s gonna b kinda shitty then dead
          but u know… it’s ok

  • ar12

    Hard to say what Grimes is trying to do. She scrapped her whole album because her fans hated “Go”. Either way, I will alvvays remember that one time Grimes was sucking on titties. I’d go to this show though [via free ticket].

  • Bronello_Cucinelli

    I don’t have an opinion one way or the other on this post but i appreciate the effort that went into it

  • authcore2k15

    april fools?

    edit: nope

  • fuck auth let’s dance

    The fact that Grimes is touring with LDR after she and her boyfriend each published individual grievances of the sexist white male power structure running the music industry just makes the irony all the more savory.

    Does anyone know if she was at Jay-Z’s Tidal launch event, hobnobbing with actual famous people who still complain that “no one pays for music anymore”?

  • dat_bro06

    I know whose resurrection I’m celebrating this Easter

    (hint: it’s Carl’s)

    <3<3<3

    • carles #1 fan

      literally this

      • Anonymous

        It’s so true
        Who knew u know
        Hidden talents
        Like whattttt

        May the power of Christ compel
        Us all
        7 spirits
        Fire walk with me
        Tasty teddy Graham’s

        Thank you
        Just in time
        For the dawning of a new day
        Rising high
        With your lifted
        Pure
        Beautiful spirit

        Father
        Son
        Holy ghost!

        Love the
        Girl

  • GreekOooO

    Dear crls #1
    I may be leaving the building soon
    Hope and pray
    Fact is I could be in real legal troubs

    N e ways
    You’ll always have to live w
    Falling short of
    What ever I guess

    Miss yA bud

    • carles #1 fan

      huh

      dont go

      • Danthemam

        I’m out da door!!!!
        Thanks fur da mess
        Age
        Can we get pizza ?

  • Pooper

    Carles I wrote a thinkpiece inspired by ur bloggy blogs abt scale. Plz tell me what u think bb
    https://samerlame.wordpress.com/2015/03/28/scale/

  • carles #1 fan

    Hey I have a question re: Chillness

    Is it Auth 2 B Chill?

    Is it Chill 2 B Auth?

    How important is chillness to an Auth?

    Is chillness against Authness??

    HELP!

    • Back to the future

      It’s hip to be square
      Ride illuminati wavvvvessssss
      Via triangles
      Perfum and Valium
      Bud wise sir

  • Honestbro

    Lena ‘Millenial Rosie O’Donnell’ Dunham

    Lena ‘Millenial Rosie O’Donnell’ Dunham

    Lena ‘Millenial Rosie O’Donnell’ Dunham

    Lena ‘Millenial Rosie O’Donnell’ Dunham

    Lena ‘Millenial Rosie O’Donnell’ Dunham

    u speak 2 me, carles

  • bobbob

    yall see the breakfast club movie. remember the auth2mainstream makeover in that. ally sheedie. check iot out,.

    • carles #1 fan

      thanks 4 tip will look in2

  • https://www.facebook.com/mike.bruni.90 Mike Bruni

    grimes stopped doing drugs (or “hard drugs”) last year so i guess this is the result.