Hannibal Buress almost purchased HIPSTER RUNOFF

Hello, there will be more of an update on the HIPSTER RUNOFF auction in the coming week. The site has been won, and we have began the escrow/closing process of the sale.

From what I understand, Hannibal Buress is a ‘relevant comedian.’ I think he is ‘actually funny,’ unlike Aziz Ansari who just sorta ‘the voice of the netstreamers’, telling hyperbole-driven stories told in an excited voice about netstream issues. In the final hours of the HIPSTER RUNOFF auction on the website Flippa, some random dude bid. He messaged me and said, “Yo this is Hannibal Buress.” I felt ‘scared’ that I was getting ‘Nathan For You’d’ on the pilot of some new comedy show where u IRL_bully the hopes and dreams of small business owners [which I think is vry funnie].

I had him call me, and it sounded like him based on the times I watched Eric Andre show. He was like, “I used 2 read ur site. It seemed chill.”

Does Mac DeMarco seem too ‘kink dot com’ wave 2 be auth, or is xtreme AZN-wave bondage auth?

Eventually some other bro outbid him, but Hannibro also emailed and said he was ‘pissed’ that he lost it. The next morning we emailed that he was ‘drunk’ and didn’t get to ‘counter’ because he was ‘hanging out.’ [those are direct quotes] In the email thread, I also took the opportunity to ‘promote myself’ as ‘being open to comedy writing opportunities’ that he did’t acknowledge, but I guess you have to ‘put yourself out there’ in order to ‘make things happen.’

Seems pretty chill. Need to become a standup to get ‘mad bank’ per gig so I can buy blogs/domains.

I also remember he ‘went viral’ for ‘calling Bill Cosby a rapist’, even though Cosby bro is widely considered 2 be one of the greatest historical drug rapers of all time. Seems chill of a black bro to ‘diss’ Bill Cosby when every1 has to be reverent .

It seems ‘kewl’ to be a comedian, bc u just go on podcasts of other comedians, and all of these ppl automatically think u r funnie.

N e ways, thanks 4 bid, Hannibro. U seem chill. I wonder if ‘netstream’ culture websites will ‘write about this’ and make it seem like ‘he dodged a bullet’ because HIPSTER RUNOFF is ToTTaLLy LaMe and OvR!

Do u wish Hannibro ‘won’ HRO?
Is he ‘funnie’?
Do u ‘watch his standup’?
Could he have ‘saved’ Hipster Runoff?
R u glad some1 else bought it?
Do u still not believe that the ‘auction’ was ‘real’?
R u excited about the next era of HIPSTER RUNOFF?

Soon, I will post more about the end of my career with HIPSTER RUNOFF. Don’t 4get to check out Nothing Matters my ‘free eBook’ that explains my vibe on life.

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