Has auth gone 2 far?

auth

Oh shit.
Auth just got super heavy.
Like suuuuuuper heavy….
I didn’t mean 4 it to go this far.

ISIS doesn’t seem very chill [via viral beheading vibes]
Cmon yall…
I don’t think that’s very auth…
to illegally cross borders
2 chill with Unchill ISIS Bros…

Seriously yall…
Just because they seem like a ‘trend’ in the scalable medium known as Twitter
Doesn’t mean it is actually a vibe worth riding…
isis twitter tweets per day

Every1 knows that true auths
Don’t really vibe 2 ‘trends’ that ‘scale’ via social media
It’s all just like #spon content n e ways [via garbage]
Just bc ISIS tweets 90,000 times per day
Doesn’t mean that their message is auth….

I really hope auth doesn’t get a bad name…
Worried…
Maybe ‘auth’ shouldn’t be a thing…
Like it’s just going to turn into unchill ppl ‘trying too hard’
and ruining it

Shit.
Auth just got real heavy.
Cmon… ISIS??? Are you fucking kidding me.
I DID NOT want auth 2 become this….

Fuck.
I thought auth was just bros vibing out to unscalable shittie failed indie…
but maybe auth has gone 2 far?
Shit.

Is auth ‘effing ovr’?

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  • H.D. Broreau

    are you okay? i’m really worried about you. what are you thinking?

    • carles #1 fan

      you always do this

  • Sierra

    humanity is doomed n it’s all ur fault, carles. i hope ur proud of urself.

  • negro spiritual

    #praying for #auth and #praying for #carles.

  • JacquiChan

    Auth we hardly knew ye

  • Jonathan Kaplan

    http://bulletinoftheoppressionofwomen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/honor-killing-beheading.jpg

    mebby they will get ‘honor killed’ like the 1000K per year other women crlz…. u think thats auth enough 4 ya

    • KT

      wtf is wrong with u?

      • KT

        posting shit like this?

        • Jonathan Kaplan

          soory, shoulda made some sillie joke abt the ICES. wht r we really talking abt? n e wayz, thats what will probz happen 2 those 3 gurlz or worse ding dong.

          • x_X

            Jonathan, can you go away and never come back?

    • Sierra

      not funnie bro. save ur gore pix 4 ur death/doom metal boards. this blog is abt auth, not goth. even tho they sound alike.

    • https://twitter.com/theericlarson Obscure Cactus

      You’re a piece of shit.

      • Jonathan Kaplan

        this post is an ‘auth’ metaphor using the 3 girls who are going to probably die senselessly and i’m the piece of shit? could be.

    • Not cool, bro.

      that post is extremely unchill, bro. I mean I was like eating and stuff and checking out this #auth blog and then I have to look at that? Not cool. #unchillvibes

  • carles #1 fan

    killing me carles

    whats the next new thing ???

  • FaygoBro420

    what is isis’s twitter handle though?

  • FaygoBro420

    Chill liberal democracy vs. unchill terrorists, right?
    But what if I told u that we are not as chill as we think?
    What if I told u the unchillness is our own?
    What if I told u we supported fundamentalist movements during the Cold War?
    What if I told u “homegrown terror” is generated by our structural racism?
    What if the only way to be truly chill is to break up our fantasy of chillness?
    What if chill isn’t just being easy going, vibing to the unscalable?
    What if chill is a constant fight with ourselves?

    • far out, man.

      This is blowing my goddamn mind.

    • carles #1 fan

      yeeeeessssssss!!!!!

  • David Nows

    Carles, BB, don’t let 3 crazie #tweenieboppers ruin the ‘auth’ game 4 u [via unchill ISIS bros]

  • peeeeej

    isis is perpetuating #killwave (via senseless violence) :( :( :( :( :(

  • bobgrey

    I’m pretty sure this is just some severely misguided kids looking for some meaning in life who just happen to talk the same way that carles does (or vice versa.) And if not, well congratulations “auth.” You can now join heavy metal, dungeons and dragons, video games, gangster rap and a thousand other trends that that have doomed the youth of the world.

    But let’s take “nothing matters” at face value here. It’s not like carles is the only cynic in the world. And that message is not too far removed from #yolo in what it ultimately justifies: culture that offers no deeper meaning than feeling good now. I think a lot of people right now are feeling that capitalism and western society is at best meaningless and at worst hostile to what they consider a real standard of living. Of course not everyone is going to come out on the side of embracing nihilism in the almost zen, live and let live way that carles espouses. Some people are naturally going to respond to a meaningless world by aggressively, even violently, reasserting meaning into their lives. Any two bit propaganda machine that promises an authentic alternative to an empty society is going to find an audience with dissatisfied, unhappy youth.

    (To be honest though, corporate, drug addled, music festival culture might be intellectually and emotionally bankrupt, but I’ll take it over beheading infidels in the fucking desert any day of the week.)

    Human brains simply did not evolve to grasp time frames that make our own lifespans seem microscopic and pointless. Yeah, our sun will someday flare up, engulf the earth, and ultimately flicker out billions and billions of years before the long slow heat death of the universe but fuck it, man, I need to figure what I’m going to have for lunch. I have to be at my sister’s wedding next month or my family will be disappointed and sad. I can’t go out of town for 5 days; my dog will miss me. We think in time frames where our actions do have real meaning for us and those around us. The hard truth of the universe’s emotional detachment towards us is always going to be incompatible with human nature.

    • FaygoBro420

      i appreciate the thrust of this comment. i don’t know what the hell u are talking about in the last paragraph.

      cool thing is we don’t have to choose between partying and violence.

      they aren’t our only choices, i mean.

  • ar12

    Teenage girls just want 2 find #meaning and #happiness 2. They just want 2 get “balls deep in the #auth game”. Maybe joining #ISIS is the most #auth thing u can do these days? I want 2 be #auth like them but I still like to “war” to #Taylor Swift, #Haim, and #Chvrches chicken as my soundtrack. H&M has a #sale at the mall. When my parents give me my allowance I’m going 2 buy a cute “uniform”. #basicbitch My mom has to drive me though. #lame #fail #realauth #greenberet #mansgame

    • carles #1 fan

      i want to join isis.