Is the Insane Inflatable 5k the ultimate auth experience?

One morning,
After my usual shower and trip to my local acupuncture artist… I really saw the meaning of life
I decided to given up on everything and everyone and take a siesta for the next tel yrs in life
At the time my gf and I were on cloud 9,
In fact we ruled the mother fucking school
I judged everything about nyc
Music
Bloggers
Beaches
Babes
Social media
You
Until I became whoever I thought I was
And yet I still have no idea
Because to me
It’s normal to side step
Sneak attack
And break into your phone
Because weight loss happens
Via starvation

maybe we are judging the shit out of ‘insane inflatable 5k’ but if we got ‘hella blazed’ we might actually enjoy it

There is an event taking place in my city right now. It’s called The Color Run, apparently. I wouldn’t know about it if it weren’t for social media [via facebook] because I never got an invitation. My social life is non-existent, so of course the ‘friends’ I have will never come up to me and say ‘o hey, theres this cool thingy called the color run goin on 2day, do u wanna come?’. That’s alright, though. Lately I’ve ignored/refused most of the social invitations that I’ve received, anyway. So I think of this The Color Run. I see this all this people on instagram covered in colourful fairy dust with their kewl friends wearing headbands & kewl shades (mostly wayfarers and aviators) with kewl mirrored lenses that look great with #instaeffects, feeling like living on a ke$ha or mgmt video. Oh, the dream of taking drugs and tripping to colourful airborne glittering dust!!1 The dream of extreme sensorial experiences because, although technology makes us feel less human, it allows us to capture humanity for eternity. The big dream of life. <3
Fuck this shit. Fuck hipster kids and their shots of ~dreamy~ meals, parties, chocolates, bfs/gfs, pets, social events, etc. in ~dreamy~ #instaeffects. I want the real gold feel. Contemplate the vanilla atmosphere of the setting sun evanescing to black sky, when all the moons, planets, stars, systems, galaxies and on can be gazed from my beneath my feet. I feel dim as I pray for a real life under an air conditioned sun, shedding inane tears on a liquid crystal screen. I need to run away from the world where they think this is all real. This is not real. I want the real deal.
Humanity & beyond.

Over the summer I ventured in a project with Sran wrap to shed some unwanted and unsightly fat
It worked!!! I dropped a shit ton of water weight and I even started a food blog at the same time
Listen I don’t wait in lines
(expect at jfk yAll ) so
I’m not about to spend the next year losing the 30lbs of booze weight I gained
I mean with so many easy options out there now~ Weight loss is easy… Trust me
Make it fun! That’s the answer !!!!!
I will share some of my beauty secrets now:
Only run if there are zombies, glow sticks or beer
Don’t diet, choice a temporary lifestyle
And get libosucion in addiction false boobs help a lot
Wear clothes that fit you when you Weighted less as inspiration it helps and it’s ok if there a lil tight
Big ass thighs are hot now
Hair is more important than muscle tone
Always let other people tell you how great you are, in fact demand it
Always buy new expensive items on ur exS account… You deserve it
Always eat and take pictures
Make sure you have an Internet presence that is fitting

You’re welome
Xoxo _

Last I saw you
We were engaging in a winter obstacle course

Fueled by outlaws
Hatred
Whiskey & white
*twas the nightmare b4 xmas
This isn’t over~ ur ghetto stalking ways
Someone like u
Has no biz wearing chucks
U ass hole

Get a better cigarette when u come at me bro
Going home with ur buddy
LYB

i think i stopped having fun the moment i tried to have fun and now nothing is fun

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