NBA reveals Contemporary Conformist uniforms

Do u ever want to ‘work out’ but feel like there aren’t any contemporary conformist work out clothes? We’ve got GREAT news for you Contemporary Conformists out there.

Whether you live in a 3rd tier city like Denver, San Antonio, Cleveland, Salt Lake City, Memphis, Sacramento or Phoenix.

A 2nd tier city like Portland or Brooklyn.

Or a 1st tier American city like San Francisco, New York, or Los Angeles.

There’s an NBA uniform 4 u.

All of the uniforms are ‘beautiful’ by contemporary conformist standards. In a way, there is nothing honoring the local vibes of a city/community, and instead creating one uniform vintage American vibe.

From what I understand, these are ‘Christmas uniforms’ and they are supposed to look like ‘vintage Christmas cards.’ Based on my Contemporary Conformist expertise, this is meant to make the NBA appeal less to ‘swag teens’ who want everything to look ‘modern’ like a McDonadls interior. Instead, they want to make a neutered jersey for dadbod-wave humans.

I just wish the uniforms had a lil bit more ‘weathered’ vibes. Something that looks a lil bit more rustic, yet urban.

At least they are adding an artisan touch. [via UniWatch]

Will these uniforms help 2 take Contemporary Conformism to ‘the next level’?
Are Christmas cards a ‘throwback’ to a different time?
Do u want to get some premium cold brew / pour over and watch the NBA now?
Would these uniforms look great against a brick wall, lit by Edison lightbulbs?
How do sports play into a Contemporary Conformist community/sense of local identity?
Do u ever just want to move to Kansas City and really ‘get’ the cultural importance of the Royals?
Do u ever just want to move to [2nd, 3rd tier American city] and really ‘get’ the cultural importance of the [local sports team]?

I will post next week if this post gets 21 comments. What shld I blg abt?

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