Nothing Matters. by Carles

Nothing matters by carles

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Nothing Matters is a concept eBook by Carles.

It will likely be his last internet meme.

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Length: 100+ pages
Plot: Deepness
Characters: Your ‘self’
Theme: Nothing Matters.

nothing matters

  • Ethan Hale

    dude what are you going to mailchimp at me?

  • Manute Lol

    Second

  • actressssss

    I enjoyed requesting, being emailed, downloading, and reading this book. It made me want to smoke 3 cigarettes while slowly masturbating to pornagraphic videos of myself.

    • Пат Финн

      this comment is a nice throwback to the glory days of alt lit

  • brohoss

    sick ebook. love to chill and read an ebook or two.

  • Pemulis

    srrsy bro i already read white noise

  • disqus_WcdncrvX4b

    I nearly vomited in anticipation of this ebook

  • adam

    don’t care if posting this admits i got memed on but damn i want this book.

  • A. G. KUSH

    At times cultural deconstruction, at others an appeal to mindfulness, Carles’ new ebook Nothing Matters was good. I almost had a panic attack when I realized that nothing matters. Then I did something else.

  • JJ

    Classic book yo

  • Sierra

    ‘book’ of 100+ pages, but each page has 140 characters. nice move, carles.

  • http://www.slampty.com/ SLAM!

    will check

  • macostarz

    Sorry carles. <3 u & everything, but not feeling this (via totes nihilistic 4chan-inspired emo vibes). Not sure that's the message america has been waiting 4… :(

    Where is the underground's 'call to arms'? Our 'focused signs of hope'? Our 'creative washes of inspiration'?

    I believe in you, bb; I just know u can do better. That's why I humbly request a 'game-changing' sequel—so get ur 'ass' in the 'game.' Have u considered composing the 'auth manifesto'?

  • Guest

    (Disclaimer: I may be ‘grasping at straws’ here and/or ‘out of my mind.’)

    Nonetheless: if “nothing really matters,” then it naturally follows that “love is all we need.” (via madonna’s shameless cultural appropriation of ‘all you need is love’)

  • macostarz

    (Disclaimer: I may be ‘grasping at straws’ here and/or ‘out of my mind.’)

    Nonetheless: if “nothing really matters,” then it naturally follows that “love is all we need.” (via madonna’s shameless cultural appropriation of ‘all you need is love’)

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  • madmaxmedia

    I guess ‘Mattering’ and ‘Meaning’ is all just metadata we make up in our heads. I found the book oddly comforting, thank you! If I had spent way too much time pontificating the meme-iness of Lana Del Rey, I’d have probably written this too.

    Please write more.

  • marrr

    More than reading the ‘existential’ stuff like this, I enjoy how the author would justify himself creating it. The intention, the realization, the publishing, the distribution – the will to do any of these things. Would it matter if everyone/anyone knew that nothing matters?

  • Crlsbergbar

    Dearest son,

    The best part of waking up
    When sex isn’t readily available
    Is of course coffee
    I mean duh

    Nothing matters
    Expect amazing coffee that helps me conform
    Kinda
    I guess

    This is amazing bb
    Proud of you

  • Ilon Gee

    b trve 2 urself is all that matters. or not. I think author isn’t fully honest with us and he knows it.

  • love you mostly as my self

    i figured out, that this is ZEN-dragon fly.
    thanks for verbalizing it!