Ode 2 Molly Rankin [via ALVVAYS]

Is the ‘double v’ in ALVVAYS more authentic than the ‘u’ replacement in CHVRCHES CHVCKVN?
molly-ranking-alvvays-fashion
In the first post abt auth, I wondered if ALVVAYS was truly auth, or if it was just scalable indie. It doesn’t matter 2 me. I’m not here 2 talk about auth. I’m not here 2 marginalize women. I just want to celebrate them. Why do ppl think I don’t appreciate the beauty in women? I just want 2 discuss the impact of sexual perceptions on the marketing of females in the art world, ‘opening up a conversation’ abt how the media presents women 2 make their outlets more scalable.

Thank u, Molly Rankin [via ALVVAYS]
You are the ultimate post-normcore-wave Hottie McHotHot
Your soul that u exposed [via your self-titled debut album]
makes me feel again

Yes, you are physically beautiful
Even though every1 is apparently beautiful ‘in their own way’
so technically ‘no1 is beautiful’ because beauty is just a commoditized construct
But in terms of ‘appreciating the work of an artist’ contributing a voice 2 the world
molly-rankin-fashion
I just want u to know that I appreciate yours
in a respectful way that has nothing to do with gender or sexuality
I just really vibe 2 ur vibe
There is nothing about you that I ever want to marginalize.

U don’t play in2 the marketable-female-indie machine
Where u give ‘fashion tips’ like ‘a girlie girl’
Even though that is still feminist bc women are allowed 2 be beautiful
But they are also allowed to play music, raise children, and wear burlap sacks.

Everything is feminism.

I am celebrating u 4 everything that u r
The beauty in what u aren’t
In everything that makes u U
Thanks 4 being u.

In the hit love song by Alvvays “Party Police,” Rankin sings, “You don’t have 2 leave // You can just stay here with me… Forget about the party police / We can find comfort in debauchery.” U sorta just wish u could find some1 to ‘get effed up with’ in an unchill town where no1 is a true auth, so all u can do is ‘party’ [via drugs/alcohol/auth vibes]. In the next verse, she offers 2 find comfort in biology, which seems pretty chill [via sex=biology]. However, I think she is referring to losing a close, genuine, emotional and intimate relationship with some1. Feel kinda bad [via emotional]

Can we write our names on the overpass 2gether?
Do u hope it (we) last(s)?
4evr?

:-(
:-)

I guess it might be more auth 2 be in2 Molly Rankin [pre-ALVVAYS]
where u can still hear the Canadian folk influences
mixed with fuzzy buzzy female garage beach consumer indie pop aesthetic.

(with a lil bit of acoustic guitar)

Is it weird that I have this dream
where u invite me 2 dinner with ‘the Rankin Family [via mainstream Canadian folkwave band fame]
I tell them just how special your music is
How it resonates, transcends, and promotes organic vibes.
And they sort of ‘get’ why ur music is good, but maybe still think their music is more culturally authentic
but then we have an open discussion about trends, scalable art, and cultural relativity
We all bond, and build a strong, healthy relationship.

Not sure if it is actually ‘more auth’ 2 be in2 the other girl in Alvvays, Kerri MacLellan.
I think she might be an altbaguette [via HRO era]
but maybe just a premium auth now?
kerri maclellan alvvays
I miss bangs.
But it’s not about what u look like.
It is just about your organ/synth talents
and your contributions to the album/live show that I am unable to quantify

This isn’t about the bros in the band
Bros are gross, forgettable, disgusting
using the internet 4 pornography like it is ‘normal’
leaving mean comments on the internet, being bullies
guy in alvvays
Some are nice, but usually taken advantage of by kRaZiE girls
unready 4 a true auth relationship.
Stuck in an unhealthy, tragic alt relationship

In the song “Ones Who Love You,” you taught me how 2 treat ppl who love me/like me/hate me. It is actually sorta confusing. I think I am just supposed 2 keep running away from every1 maybe?

When the wheels come off
Can I be ur astronaut, bb?
And I mean that in a way that honors our educational/career path
in a way that makes us special/functional/able 2 enjoy a healthy relationship

Were u more in2 Molly Rankin with brown hair?
molly rankin band

Don’t u just want some1 who wears chill ass Iowa State football jerseys
instead of ‘the latest trend’ from ‘the shopping mall’
molly-rankin-iowa-state

Or are u in2 a perfect auth BB
wearing something plain and unflattering
bc ur more in2 her soul/vibe?
auth dream girl
What does the ideal auth dream girl look like?
But more importantly, what are the key traits of an auth female?
Do altbros need to ‘grow up’ in2 pure vibed auth bros? auth men? auth_guy? auth_manbro?
Has feminism as a scalable web mechanism made things better 4 females [via ‘awareness’], or has it marginalized the message/pure vibes?

What does auth look like?
R u more in2 Molly Rankin or Kerri MacLellan? (Not physically, but in terms of their auras)

Is the ‘double v’ in ALVVAYS more authentic than the ‘u’ replacement in CHVRCHES CHVCKVN? Let us know in the comments!

Previous auth p0sts

  • H.D. Broreau

    really still vibin to vicky somehow

    • carles #1 fan

      vicky vvho?

  • Youth Group Bro

    The keyboard chick in Alvvays is the embodiment of almost all of my romantic fantasies. u look good bb.

  • The Tobloggan

    ooohhhhh sounds like carls has a girlfriend!

    • carles #1 fan

      vvonder vvhat she look like

  • authcore2k15

    chvrches was never auth, they are pretty much the embodiment of scalable indie elctropop. the double v will alvvays be more auth

    • https://twitter.com/theericlarson Obscure Cactus

      alvvays.

  • Crlbergbars

    I really enjoyed this son
    You’ve come along way
    Since ur ‘Door$’ phase

  • https://twitter.com/theericlarson Obscure Cactus

    jessy lanza & laurel halo are hella auth

  • Sierra

    i like this carles that talks abt women like they’re ‘real ppl’ and not only ‘sex objects’ but then again i also kind of miss nipslips and sideboobs

    • Sierra

      upon further reflection, i’d like to say that i do not miss nipslips and sideboobs bc they’re too ‘scalable’ and therefore not ‘auth’. also, feminism is very scalable too, but on different levels, so is ‘male-ism’. however, feminism is ‘netstream’ whilst maleism is ‘mainstream’.

  • ar12

    Carles, BB. Sounds like u have a auth crush. If u “like like” Molly Rankin, u just have to talk to her and let her know.

    • carles #1 fan

      vve are here 2 help carles m. p.

    • macdemarco

      I can talk to molly for you carles. how auth are you for molly tho?

  • dat_bro06

    What if ‘auth’ catches on [via scalable mechanisms overlooked by Carles] – and artists figure out that they can ‘game’ the system by littering the internet w/ failure-wave tracks for a few yrs. b4 the algorithm picks them up?

    • carles #1 fan

      dam bro

    • ar12

      I have a sad feeling it could catch on in the music realm. It’s catchy and buzz able. It reminds me of words like “natural” and “organic” for food. Words that, when not manipulated, are true to their meaning and have true meaning to people who live that life. But they are also great buzz words that have been used dishonestly towards the masses of consumers to influence their purchases by making them feel better about themselves and what they purchase.

  • guyfigus840

    avth-vvaves

    • carles #1 fan

      vvovvsa

  • carles #1 fan

    ‘everything is feminism’

    wtf

    i wish i knew how to quit you

    • carles #1 fan

      idk,
      i bet carles is kind and respectful of women IRL,
      and will vote Warren 2016

      • Ha ha

        Um crls doesn’t speak irl
        He falls of his bike tho

        Btw I luv u

  • Marty Funkhouser

    im into Kerri MacLellan. She looks Aspergers-y

    Daddy Like

    • carles #1 fan

      evv

  • wheres dat carles exposer bro?

    can the carles exposed bro – give us some moar deets about living in a small texan town w/ carles & his girlfriend who is a hostess at a local vvatering hole ?

    like is the place auth / goth / moth / sloth / alt / bro-alt / lamestream / netstream / webstream / streamcreek / normcore / post normcore / norm postcore / chillvvave / chvrch vvave / wavveswave ???

    honestly if i could just see a list of their apps i think that would go a long way into exposing carles.

    • Jim Morrison was the lizard #

      Nah bro
      It’s mainstream lame stream basic everyday everything he hates waves
      Completely cooperate media sell out shit
      Basic all day
      Former ok looking_~ starvation blonde
      Turns boob Job..,,
      Into a reason to get fat and lazy
      Crls is just a puppet

      • wheres dat carles exposer bro

        damn – also – just to clarify i by list of apps i clearly mean a list of appetizers available for purchase.

        dewd, BTW
        are appetizers supposed to increase my appetite before the main course
        ?
        are they supposed to decrease my hunger while waiting for the main course
        ?

        so confused.

    • carles #1 fan

      i thought carles lives in LA in a mansion he bought off that hannibal burress $$

  • Jonathan

    V nailed it uia bros

  • KONY_2K12

    good to see there’s still a handful of alt-baguettes out there

  • pushupbrah

    auth=understated

    Having content/something meaningful is always scalable but the lack of aesthetic means there is less distraction from the content. Harder to manufacture legit chill vibes w/o makeup fashion “dope beats”

    Kerri is a chill bb via lead singers are always semi-fucked up