Auth band rocks the fuck out

After this week’s QT backlash, it feels like Carles.Buzz has lost itz way. How can we return to the ‘unscalable indie’ roots of auth?

Dude? You like PC Music? You’re fuckin wack. True auth is all about ‘rocking out.’ It’s about guitars. It’s about just ‘letting go’ and playing the small stage because your guitar vibes haven’t scaled yet. Using your guitar to really touch the masses with ‘vibey’ rock, appealing to the last remnants of indie.

AUTH OUT WITH UR COCK OUT!

Auth is about emotion. It’s not about post-EDM trends that have a better chance of scaling.

It’s about embracing ‘life’ as a family. Preparing 2 have kids. It is about ‘getting fat’ and ‘having a fat, wide-hipped partner’ who is ready to pump out your babies because you keep rawdogging the fuck out of her no-longer-tyte-after-passing-a-child-thru-it lil pussie. Sometimes u just have to open up that refrigerator filled with margarine and Toll House cookie dough. U just gotta have some weird looking kid, pretend it is cute, and live a ‘happie’ life.

It’s about THE FANS. Artists CONNECTING with fans, turning the tribe into ppl with a genuine, authentic connxn.

We are just fans, searching for experiences where we feel closer 2 ‘artists.’ Artists make us feel alive. Artists give us hope that we aren’t just trapped in meaningless lives’. Musicians create portable memories [via moments]. We’ve gotta create those 1-to-1 connections, really just vibe out with our auth heroes.

Cmon. This is something new. ‘Unlike anything ever before’ -the cultural ‘movement’

‘Culture’ is just the formulaic response 2 oppressive contemporary vibes/human_themes. There is nothing meaningful.

////except 4 auth/////////////////////////

I still believe in us.

Has auth lost it’s way?
Are you officially ‘out’ on auth?
What other elements of auth need 2 be discussed in order to truly pave the way 4 an auth life?
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What do u want 2 read about next week?
What type of content do u want from Carles.Buzz?
How many comments does the most auth Carles.Buzz post get? 0?


Did Boiler Room delete the greatest DJ set of all time?

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Yesterday, I posted a critical piece of auth content in the post, Did QT throw down the ‘effing worst’ [via the auth-est] DJ set of all time? The video was of the PC Music artist QT’s DJ set at SXSW. Unfortunately, the unchill ass Boiler Room who is apparently ‘all about DJ music’ had to delete that shit [via copyright claim]. Why are they hiding it? Why don’t they want to spread the vibes?

Shame on you Boiler Room. Shame on you. This type of censorship demonstrates online media companies are slaves 2 populist trends and funding schemes. DJing is an art [via performance art]. The deletion of the QT DJ set is a sad day for moving the art of DJing past the dubbysteppy era into the next wave of performance.

High quality footage has emerged of QT ‘performing’ her hit song “Hey QT” live at the Fader Shack.

It is a shame that we can’t enjoy QT ‘playing out’ a sick DJ set, 40 minutes worth of this vibe. Pretending 2 turn knobs. Dancing slowly behind the turntables. All while ppl ‘don’t get it’. I think the crowd is probably just waiting to see rappers / hip hop music / ‘pop stars’ at South Bi or something. Don’t they see true auth artistic talent in front of them?

Did QT ‘kill it’?
Will QT become the next BritBrat Aguilera Gaga KittyPurry Spears?
Is QT the ultimate QT?
IS PC Music ‘effing terrible’?
Do u just want to hear chiller vibes?
Has Carles.Buzz gone ‘QT-crazy’?
Do u effing h8 PC Music?

Does QT look great in the sunlight?
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Is this blog so auth now that no1 knows what Carles.Buzz is even blogging about? [via scaring away netstreamers, mainstream indie-ers, and other lames]