Should I feel ashamed 4 enjoying something blatantly scalable?


I find so much comfort in auth not being scalable, rationalizing my place in a microcommunity. However, it is difficult to escape the pressures/norms of mass culture. Sometimes I find myself ‘tapping my foot’ to something that may or may not be perfectly engineered 2 scale into contemporary markets.

In the video for Major Lazer / DJ Snake ft MØ, we are ‘taken 2 India’ and shown a part of the world that my Eurocentric cultural identity has never seen b4. I think this is what Diplo does, just finds ‘uncovered’ parts of the world, and ‘steals’ their sounds/bastardizes them 4 EDM purposes.
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Maybe in a way, I should just focus, and fire a gun, because I just need some1 2 lean on [via dance moves]

Does MØ = Tove Lo = Lorde = Ellie Goulding [via ‘unique’ broads whose voices are just meant 4 the masses as ‘alt rock’ is redefined for ‘next generations’]?
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Have ‘women’ finally ‘arrived’? [via feminism]
Are ‘women’ ‘in culture’ ‘more influential’ and ‘necessary’ than ever? [via forced feminist themes 4 the purpose of scaling]

I just want to feel ‘cultured’ by knowing there is ‘more world out there’. I want to ‘learn’ about ‘the Third World’. I want to hear their music, consume their movies [via Wes Anderson’s Bollywood tribute that ‘went over my head’]
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Why

Is ‘India’ the new ‘buzzworthy’ pop foreign aesthetic?
Is ‘Japan’ over? [via AZN overload]
Why does ‘MØ’ have an ‘undefined’ in her name? [via Ø]
Is it some sort of ’empty set’-wave commentary on life?
Do u ever wish u were an EDM DJ and u could ‘ethnically cleanse’ sections of the world?
Will Syria / the Iran / ISIS-ville be the next ‘hot’ foreign aesthetic taken to ‘the American mainstream’?
What is ur fave culture that Diplo has ‘stolen’? [via going Sri Lankan-wave M.I.A.]
Are Indian women pretty chill?
Should we all just join ISIS and start focusing on killing American culture if we h8 scalability so much?

Is Indian food any good? It feels too ‘stew’-based for me, personally. I also hate Modern American cuisine, so I am not being racist/discriminatory.

Should I whip myself with a belt every time I am drawn 2 something scalable? [via auth way of life]?


Auth band rocks the fuck out

After this week’s QT backlash, it feels like Carles.Buzz has lost itz way. How can we return to the ‘unscalable indie’ roots of auth?

Dude? You like PC Music? You’re fuckin wack. True auth is all about ‘rocking out.’ It’s about guitars. It’s about just ‘letting go’ and playing the small stage because your guitar vibes haven’t scaled yet. Using your guitar to really touch the masses with ‘vibey’ rock, appealing to the last remnants of indie.

AUTH OUT WITH UR COCK OUT!

Auth is about emotion. It’s not about post-EDM trends that have a better chance of scaling.

It’s about embracing ‘life’ as a family. Preparing 2 have kids. It is about ‘getting fat’ and ‘having a fat, wide-hipped partner’ who is ready to pump out your babies because you keep rawdogging the fuck out of her no-longer-tyte-after-passing-a-child-thru-it lil pussie. Sometimes u just have to open up that refrigerator filled with margarine and Toll House cookie dough. U just gotta have some weird looking kid, pretend it is cute, and live a ‘happie’ life.

It’s about THE FANS. Artists CONNECTING with fans, turning the tribe into ppl with a genuine, authentic connxn.

We are just fans, searching for experiences where we feel closer 2 ‘artists.’ Artists make us feel alive. Artists give us hope that we aren’t just trapped in meaningless lives’. Musicians create portable memories [via moments]. We’ve gotta create those 1-to-1 connections, really just vibe out with our auth heroes.

Cmon. This is something new. ‘Unlike anything ever before’ -the cultural ‘movement’

‘Culture’ is just the formulaic response 2 oppressive contemporary vibes/human_themes. There is nothing meaningful.

////except 4 auth/////////////////////////

I still believe in us.

Has auth lost it’s way?
Are you officially ‘out’ on auth?
What other elements of auth need 2 be discussed in order to truly pave the way 4 an auth life?
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What do u want 2 read about next week?
What type of content do u want from Carles.Buzz?
How many comments does the most auth Carles.Buzz post get? 0?