I have nothing to wear to SXSW.
This is a real life challenge.
I am paralyzed, unsure how 2 continue with life…
I need to find an article on the internet that will let me know how to ‘dress differently’ at this community event
Surrounded by influencers, thoughtfluencers, and fluencer_ins
R u going 2 South Bi?
What would a true influencer wear?
What r u wearing?
This is way more important than a sponsored Coachella fashion guide
This is a genuine crisis where my entire identity is effed.
Do not try to be cool.
Do not try 2 fit in
be ‘urself’ [via sponsored selvez]
I want to dress casual…yet formal
I want to dress comfortably… yet swagly
I want to ‘stand out’ yet ‘not stand out’
I want to be uncomfortable… yet comfortable
I want to dress in something really stupid… yet really intelligently designed.
I guess I always want to dress comfortably…
What a challenge
Clothes are so uncomfortable
Should I just go ‘auth nude’
South bi
I went ‘full bi’ at south bi
ditching the hetero/ghey lifestyle
Bi-ing out like an authosexual
R u going 2 Soul Cycle 2 ‘work out’?
My soul just needs to spin on a bike
burning cals next to ‘tight bodz’
I’ll see u 4 a free drink at the scalable internet medium’s partie.
We will connect, feel like we are at the center of the internet (IRL)
We will laugh, dance, make ‘industry cnnxnz’
Did u see the buzzworthy artist at the event space?
Yeah, the audio was shit, but the vibes were pretty auth.
Slice of pizza on the street.
Carbohydrates in alcohol.
Should we meet at PF Chang’s for a lettuce wrap?
They are good4u
Healthie
Non-indulgent-food-truck-wave chill food
Maybe just some SXSWestern egg rolls?
Molten Chocolate lava cake?
Are all community events nauth?
Or are a few pretty auth?
What r u wearing?
What r u wearing 2 __________?
R u seeing any auth bands at SouthBi?
Being exploited 4 ‘free labor’?
R u going 2 the Carles.Buzz DJ set?
