Please feel free to comment with suggestions 4 a hypothetical podcast topic / audio_stream.
Feel free to comment with questions 4 the next ‘mailbag.’
I just want 2 be there 4 u & answer ur questions/deliver content that ‘enriches’ ur life.

We r auth. 2gether.
Building something
[via auth community]
Reject the main/lame/net/alt/indie_stream.

We r us.

Auth bro wants auth GF.

Email from Nico:

Hey Carles,

I’m just a chill dude lookin for a chill bb. some1 to write songs for n shit. Some1 who “gets it” and just wants to stay home n watch youtube vids or go to parties nd put on PC music so we can explain it to ppl who don’t “get it.” She’d probably wear backwards mac demarco-wave caps and be in a band or somethin. I feel like I’m an auth enough guy for some1 like that. I’m just trying to have a “meaningful” experience with another human being.

Chillin con carne

Nico

How can we help him find a chill auth bb?
What is the ideal chill auth bb like?
Don’t we all just want some1 auth 2 have meaninful experiences with?
Please leave a comment or email me if u r an auth boy/girl looking 4 another auth boy/girl. Just want to help ppl find true <3. This is a meaningful e_community that can be transitioned in2 IRL.

Place 2 buy vibes

Email from reader bro Paul:

Yo Carles,

I found a spot where you can purchase vibes. Sliding scale.

Enjoy.

Have u ever been 2 VIBEZ? Seems pretty auth. What do they sell there? Flavored vibes? Packaged vibes? Vibes in the bulk? Hookah shit? Weed smoking toolz? VHS tapes of music festivals?

Any1 going 2 South Bi? Marfa Myths? Brochellaz? Some other auth experience?
Email me if any auth shit is going down and you want 2 auth out. Or just tell me about experiences that u went to, thinking that they would be auth. Then whether or not they panned out. Like some restaurant / art exhibit / festival / Insane Inflatable 5k / color run / peyote vibe.

Some bro emailed me abt his life

I’m in cologne Germany, chilled in a real life Gestapo prison museum – thought about totalitarian regimes, how ppl really had 2 ‘go underground’, live with a ‘mask’, thought abt how even if u got caught with an lp/cassette tape of [any American music] u & ur fam get disappeared. U think that guy who smuggled the wack cassette tape music that meant ‘freedom’ in that moment is the only true auth, and we happen 2 live in this really safe era where ‘auth’ is some complicated math equation dialectic like ‘contemporary art’ = bullshit totally removed from skill/quality?

Who knows

Damn. Seems pretty auth [via ‘not sure what u r talking abt, but u seem pure in ur search 4 auth.’

Question about Future Islands.

hi carles,

do you consider future islands an ‘auth’ band? I think they might be ‘the auth band’.

thanks,
elliot

Future Islands is pretty standard scalable indie to me. I can still appreciate the simple vibes of it, like some old hefty bro emotionally singing quirkily on stage [via ‘the Letterman performance’].

It gives the olds of indie ‘hope’ that even when they are ‘old’, they can still pursue their artistic buzzband dreams. That they can be an old man ‘getting zany’ and ‘going crazy’ but still being processed as art, instead of just some ‘out of touch old person.’ The song ‘Seasons (Waiting On You)’ was like one of p4k’s top songs of 2014, automatically making it NOT VERY AUTH.

I feel like their shows are probably annoying, with so many entry levelz there ‘waiting for the song’2 ‘feel’ an epic performance. They have apparently been a band for like 10+ years, just need a ‘memorable indie meme’ 2 break thru. So scalable in2 adult indie audiences who ‘buy albums and concert tix’.

Women in auth

Dear Carles,

Is there room for women in the “auth” movement? Yea i be repping auth so hard (insert random emoji here)
Is it weird that I feel at home in a room full of cats?

Lots of love,
Bellauth

Women are chill. Every1 can be auth, but most ppl are false_auth. Bros/men and Girls/women.
I am not sure if cats are auth or netstream…

I love women. [via Molls Rankin 4evr and alvvayz]

Carles is awesome

Carles, my chill auth bro,

Carles.buzz is #2chill and auth a project to stop. Your voice seriously resonates with me, as silly as you are, you make sense and I feel the same way about a lot of the things you write. And you’re the only blogger I care about. Please don’t leave, I need you and your wonderful content.

Keep up the chill work bro,
– Nuria

Ps. ‘failed2scale-wave’ sounds p neat
8.1/10 best new genre, would sincerely listen too

Thanx 4 being chill and emailing me positive vibes, unlike all of the other a-holes in the comments. Feel like a cyberbullied teen sometimes.

Does Nothing Matter, yall?

Hey Carles,

– If nothing matters, the idea of “mattering” is dumb and non-existent.
– I don’t want to die
– I matter to my parents
– I hate watching others suffering
– I don’t give a shit if the person who built this Dell suffered although I didn’t see them.
– I define myself as an anti-Apple consumer but it’s just because I’m broke
– You are a distraction
– Why is math and science important if nothing matters
– Math and science exist to figure out do we matter

What would it take for you to acknowledge that something matters?

-Arjun

Damn bro. Nothing Matters is prettie heavie. I am not sure what the deal with math & science are. Seems like it is important [via curing cancer].

Email abt Grimes

please blog about grimes for the love of god (WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING HER)

Should I blog abt Grimes?
Or do we all ‘get’ how she scaled?
Are we ‘over’ her tittie sucking ways, or was she more auth when she only drank human breast milk? [via ‘living off the land’] (Please note, I do not see the breast picture in a sexual way. I support women and any type of relationship they choose to enter with other human beings.)
Or just focus on auth content?
Do readers still want scalable indie breakdown analysesez?
Or is that ‘trying too hard to scale’?

Plz email me with more questions & input. Tell me abt ur search 4 auth. Ur life. How u need help. If u need a bf/gf. I appreciate all of u.

Laters.