I was ‘getting jacked’ on the Women’s World Cup, since that is what Contemporary Conformists do. It is about ’embracing America’ and going to the urban centre of town to celebrate the ‘new sport’ of soccer that is ‘catching on’ [via thinking that because of the culturally relative absence of professional soccer from ‘America’]
I couldn’t help but notice this ‘be urself’ piece on United States midfielder Megan Rapinoe. She seems like a chill BB who vibes out somewhere remote between Portland and Seattle. Sorta just hangin out by a lake, splattering paint on shit while she vibes on guitar with her #partner and they drink SICK coffee while talking like vibed out surfer bros.
Don’t get me wrong, being a lesbian is chill. You can have sex with whoevz ‘gets you off’ [via ‘there probz isnt a God who actually cares abt guy-on-guy/girl-on-girl], but it is funnie to see this ‘slick’ produced Contemporary Conformist piece of content.
“Do you mind splashing some fucking paint on a canvas or some shit. Be an artist or whatever.”
Sorta need some Contemp Conform leather watch bands without watches on them or some shit.
Do u ever just want to settle down with a nice modern plaid lumberjack wearing human (who just outgrew a skater phase) who can strum on a guitar and sing with u in ur beautiful house with SICK exposed wood?
Be urself, yall! get some paint and splash it on stuff and also wear clothes that highlight ur true innerself.
Is Contemporary Conformism about ‘bring the vibes of the Pacific Northwest’ eastward?
Did Starbuxx already commodify the Great Northwest vibez?
Sorta just want some premium contemporary conformist roasted beans.
U gonna go ‘celebrate America’ with ‘educated’ Contemporary conformists who want to ‘celebrate women’ and America?
Got a cool microbrew pub in the changing area of town?
Do u know any lesbian bro Contemporary Conformists?
Are they the newest brand of lesbians?
Do u think they ‘stole’ the post-bro Contemporary Conformist man look?
Do u know how 2 be urself?
Are ppl too tolerant these days? [via not being able to ‘riff’ on race/religion/etc]
Should all female athletes ‘not come out’ so that they ‘appeal’ to mainstreamers in Middle America… or should they just dress as Contemporary Conformists?
Is being urself the most important thing, or is there even a ‘self’ 2 gather from life experiences?
Who is getting ‘the boot’? [VOTING OFF A COMMENTER]
Hello,
It seems as though I have getting MANY complaints about various commenters in the Carles.Buzz commenting community. Many have called for the bans of particular commenters who do not ‘advance the discussion’ of auth, culture, absurdity, contemporary conformism, vibes, nothing mattering, the death of art, the death of culture, umami, and everything that is important
Please nominate some1 by simply commenting their name. Feel free to add a description of why they should be banned underneath. We will give them one last post to ‘defend themselves’, and then they will be ELIMINATED if they don’t get the support of the chill_commenter_bros.
Thank you again.
May the odds be ever in ur gheyvor!
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Who should be eliminated? [Please upvote]. Feel free to email me any lengthy cases that you want to remain anonymous. Thank you. -Carles.buzz