Is Yumi Zouma TOO pure?

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Yumi Zouma is a buzzband from New Zealand. They are very vibey. It makes me wonder ‘are vibes scalable?’ These vibes are about as pure as they come, but maybe music this vibey is something that only a limited section of auths can truly appreciate. Otherwise, it just becomes background retail-wave music.

Is it scalable? I think p4k only ‘posted’ their songs 2x in 2014, but their soundcloud playcount is ~250k. Youtube views are modest, ~50k on their highest viewed video.

WHERE DOES NEW, KEWL MUSIC LIVE ON THE INTERNET?
Soundcloud?
Bandcamp?
Fringe Youtube?
Napster/Kazaa?
Not in the cloud?

do u evr just wish u were from a Land of Vibes [via New Zealand]? I think that’s where the Lord of the Rings bro Peter Jackson is from. Seems like they have an imagination. I heard that Yumi Zouma ‘opened 4 Lorde’ or something, so that is sorta nauth, but at the same time, maybe it was just ‘doing a solid’ 4 a NZ_auklandwave bro.

But srsly… Do they have a song that ‘sux’ completely? Feels like all the vibes are pretty soothing. Maybe if u don’t ‘get’ vibe-driven aural_wave music, it’s not 4 u.

Might be ‘too keutsy’ at times [via putting on mixtape 4 entry-level indie girl to forget about who is more drawn to ‘accessible’ Grimes/Purity Ring bullshit though]

Is this pure 2 u?
What r u up 2 this weekend?
What should I blog abt next week?

Laters.

Please email me a picture of you being auth this weekend. I want to know there is a ‘community’ of auths around.


Grimes ‘cleans up her image’ 2 go on tour with Lana Del Rey

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Good news ladies!Two of our faaaavourite female singers are going on tour, not just to make money off lamestream girls who wear ‘flower wreaths’ 2 concerts.

Will Grimes ‘reach an entirely new audience’ of streamers who r into LDR?
Or is Grimes ‘already’
Has Grimes already ‘gone too dubstep’? [via that poor man’s dubstep song ‘Go’]
Or is she ‘cleaning up her pop female image’? [via Realiti]
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Grimes grew out her bangs.

Is Grimes ‘trying too hard’ 2 diversify her fan bases? [via worldwide appeal]

Grimes has abandoned the exploitation of popular net art aesthetics
Scaling beyond ppl who ‘think images on Tumblr look kewl’
Scaling beyond the dubsteppers
Scaling in2 the Main Stream [via the cultural river]

The auth woman has been forgotten
You are taught by strong females 2 ‘always go mnstrm’
Bc u can only find comfort.

I apologize to all of the auth females
Who used to chop up their hair
embrace imperfections
Ride ‘disheveled’ waves to separate yourself from ‘beauty’-driven online culture
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The mainstreamification of the netstream
The extinction burst of scalable indie ////////

Let’s just have a girl’s nite
Invite T-Swift, Corey Haim, Tavi Stevenson, Lena ‘Millenial Rosie O’Donnell’ Dunham
Talk abt female empowerment
while making ourselves ‘prettier’
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Should this tour be renamed ‘Gorilla Vs Bear Fest’?

‘This is a huge moment for indie.’
-Indie blog, 2011

‘No1 cares. Nothing Matters.
-auth blog, 2018

“Tickets available at Live Nation.com”
-not very auth

True or False: All female buzz artists must conform to the contemporary aesthetic of beauty.