Palmbonen II


Ur my new graveyard girl
My auth bb
I love you.
I want to make you smile.

auth-sadness

Ur not from this planet.
Ur not like the rest.
I’m so in love with you.

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Chillin with an auth bro
literally vibing on chill waves
LITERALLY
Way too fucking auth.
Can I hire u 4 auth lessons?
authin-around

Seriously.
auth

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I like ur makeup. Want 2 partie?

I am listening to Palmbonen II.
graveyard-girl-smiling
I love you.

Previous auth p0sts

  • Crlsbergbar

    Aw son this is spectacular
    I’m so happy
    Was beginning to worry bout you
    I know ur last relationship was rough
    And the one before that

    It’s great to hear your love song
    Let ur love grow
    Ur present from Santa is still under the metaphoric tree

    Come home for Easter
    The peeps await u

  • JacquiChan

    So happy 4 u bb!

  • dat_bro06

    The vibes remind me of a time I went shopping at Armani Exchange with my little sister who is alt.

    • Sierra

      havent u heard bb?
      alt is out! auth is in.
      auth is the new alt.
      alt is so hro circa 2k9.
      auth is fresh! alt is dead.

  • Authopedic

    sounds like some tangerine dream
    overdubbed with millennials
    chitty chatting about themselves
    for a sociology project.

    sounds “nauth by nauthwest”.

    • carles #1 fan

      bringin that nauth pun fire 2nite

  • manofmanynames

    What the fuck.

    • authcore2k15

      i feel you

  • carles #1 fan

    Well isn’t she cute Carles! Congrats B

    ps if u learn anything in auth lessons make sure to keep us updated

    • Anonymous

      U look good bb
      Ur hair never stops

  • Stop for pedestrians fucker

    The makeup is to die for!!!
    Carles #1 fan… Iam rite?

    • carles #1 fan

      lol

  • Ur bff – Oxford coma

    I dream of u
    In red
    White
    And blue

    We were vampires
    Vs~ puppets
    It was weirdo, but I think Jesus was involved somehow

  • tim sweeney

    album is verified auth af

  • Father, son, Holy Ghost!

    I’m all about blending spiritual themes with
    Danceable beatz
    Kinda like the dr mr Jesus song from the day~ minus the abuse vibe
    (nobody needs that ear Pollution,
    it hurts the brain. )

    Anyway I really miss jammy parties
    There just wasn’t any cheese or bread
    So we never had a Sammy

    Feel free to feel free
    Love you bb
    Ur sweet
    Like a
    Honey
    B

  • A. G. KUSH

    Wow I just played this at the freeform radio station I work at. Good look Carles, auth as fuck.

  • Youth Group Bro

    Good to know someone out there is digging up 10 year old emo high schooler poetry from archived Zynga pages and setting it to tedious space music.

    • dat_bro06

      Zynga as in Farmville, bb?

      • Youth Group Bro

        it used 2 b a big pre-facebooks social media platform for kewl kids in the early to mid 2k’s bro

        • ChillBro Baggins

          I think you mean Xanga*, YGB.

  • carles #1 fan

    “Hey Carles #1 Fan, What u up to?”

    “Oh nauthing…”

    • Ur so fly

      Ur everything bb
      So anything
      Seems like
      Nothing

      • carles #1 fan

        damn bb.. watch out u r touching my heart string..

        • Hi bb

          Ur heart strings are like s huge jammy electro
          riffy Blues
          slide guitar

          Miss u

    • So fury

      Ur the best cuddler
      Plus u provide killer snacks

  • HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK

    vhs alert

  • ar12

    The VHS is pretty auth.

  • Snacks and cuds

    Carles #1 bb~~~~~

    *****This buds fer yA

    —-What happened to us? We were all friends in elementary.

    because we were all forced to be in the same room together.

    But, hey, Junior high, high school. Forget it. Jocks became Jocks. Cheerleaders became cheerleaders.

    We became us. I like us.’

    Miss yA
    Stay safe out there
    I mean crls took a bad fall recently

    Stay fury!!!!!!

    Don’t forget the chex mix and the ginger al bb

    • carles #1 fan

      <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  • H.D. Broreau

    really prefer vibing to madchen amick in twin peaks [via old]

  • Bronello_Cucinelli

    didn’t read any of this but the youtube image looks like an italian horror film so that’s cool

  • Personal invites & VIP Pa$$

    I constantly send crls
    incredible nude ass
    Shots
    But he never replies
    Mother eff
    X

    • carles #1 fan

      keep going he needs it

  • Bitter sweet sexual chocolate

    At first I really loved this
    I mean technically I still do
    It made me go places
    Like when I was a kid
    On the merry go round
    Hurry up were dreaming
    Up all night to get lucky
    Chubby days
    Filled with ice creamed Sammies
    And jelly donuts

    You won’t get it crls bb
    I can tell
    U represent The bro
    But will u still love me
    When I’m no longer
    Young and beautiful
    More mo money probs
    Iam rite ?
    If I were a carpenter
    & u were a lady

  • nixieknoxx

    you followed me into a cemetery
    thats how we met.
    it seemed like beginning at the very end
    (perfect. i don’t have patience, bb)
    i couldn’t get over that one massive tree vibing the fuck out over all of these graves
    (can i say fuck here?)
    like it had sucked the secrets of eternity out of their rotting corpses.
    mortality is so inauthentic, you said.
    the universe whispered somethings, but you didn’t hear.
    you weren’t here.

    i stopped listening for the music (danced to the chaos instead)
    and have been listening just for your voice ever since.