Riding Depressed-waves with Elvis Depressedly

I was thinking of posting some auth dance music 2 vibe out 2 this weekend, but I’m feeling kinda mellow today [via depressed]. I sorta just want to hear earnest guitars, vocals, lyrics, and pure shitty keyboards bought at a thrift store. I feel depressed [via Elvis Depressedly]

Bring me 2 my knees
Her purity fucks with me
Weird honey

If there’s a cold spot in hell… I hope u get it…

Apparently Elvis Depressedly is some bro named Mat Cothran and some auth girl named Delaney Mills. Maybe just one of them is the band. I have no fucking clue–I’m not a journalist looking 4 truth. They are from South Carolina, because auth bands are no longer incubated in Brooklyn. I think lame ass alt rock bands are ‘from Los Angeles’ now.

I remember in the past year, I had a week where all I listened 2 was Elvis Depressedly’s hit album ‘holo pleasures.’ Really took me 2 a special place… a place where I could feel like not all music was trying to manipulate popular trends 2 scale… it was just the auth message of an auth trying to reach other auths. The music returns us 2 a vibe where emotions are okay. It is okay 2 feel again.

Sorta just want to pepsi/coke suicide myself and fade away 4evr.

One time, I went to Graceland, the place where Elvis Presley lived. I had no idea who the fuck Elvis was, he was just some ‘bro with a haircut’ or something [via every bro from every generation who was ‘popular’ [via the Skrillexes]. When I was there, I found out that he sold more records than any1 ever, or something. Basically he SCALED the fuck out of himself without much help from internets. It was just based on his picture on the cover of a record, then he could ‘dance’ and then do ‘movies’ or something. I guess women didn’t have 50 shades of ghey back then to get movie theatre seats wet, or something. No clue how retroactive culture works.

Just want to go to some really auth post-post-post-emo show with a bunch of auth people who don’t even know what they are listening 2.

Feels super BYOB auth-wave…
Some raw ass frontman
sharing themes from his shitty/sad life
Let’s connect, bro…
Let’s auth out…

“I don’t want 2 get better… I want 2 get crazier with u” [via unhealthy post-auth relationship]

Is this ‘the new Bright Eyes’?
Is this ‘the new emo’ [via Japandroids thinkpieces]?
Is ’emo’ ‘back’ [via needing emotions after the rise of EDM]?

Damn. So many depressed/raw vibes.
Feels like it’s gonna be a super heavie weekend where I really ‘reflect’
on what I want in my auth life
Can I rlly cnnct with n e 1?

Is this more/less auth than Matt Kivel vibing out with his dad?
With a ‘catchy name’ like Elvis Depressedly, are they destined 2 be on every major festival flyer?
Is it scalable?
R u depressed?
Doing n e thing depressing as fuck this weekend?

Was Elvis ‘actually pretty auth’?
Did he ‘pill out’ and ride pain_killer-waves?
Or was he just a ‘fat depressed piece of shit’? [via peanut butter & banana sammies]

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