Should I feel ashamed 4 enjoying something blatantly scalable?


I find so much comfort in auth not being scalable, rationalizing my place in a microcommunity. However, it is difficult to escape the pressures/norms of mass culture. Sometimes I find myself ‘tapping my foot’ to something that may or may not be perfectly engineered 2 scale into contemporary markets.

In the video for Major Lazer / DJ Snake ft MØ, we are ‘taken 2 India’ and shown a part of the world that my Eurocentric cultural identity has never seen b4. I think this is what Diplo does, just finds ‘uncovered’ parts of the world, and ‘steals’ their sounds/bastardizes them 4 EDM purposes.
india-healthgoth-diplo

Maybe in a way, I should just focus, and fire a gun, because I just need some1 2 lean on [via dance moves]

Does MØ = Tove Lo = Lorde = Ellie Goulding [via ‘unique’ broads whose voices are just meant 4 the masses as ‘alt rock’ is redefined for ‘next generations’]?
mo-lean-on
Have ‘women’ finally ‘arrived’? [via feminism]
Are ‘women’ ‘in culture’ ‘more influential’ and ‘necessary’ than ever? [via forced feminist themes 4 the purpose of scaling]

I just want to feel ‘cultured’ by knowing there is ‘more world out there’. I want to ‘learn’ about ‘the Third World’. I want to hear their music, consume their movies [via Wes Anderson’s Bollywood tribute that ‘went over my head’]
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Why

Is ‘India’ the new ‘buzzworthy’ pop foreign aesthetic?
Is ‘Japan’ over? [via AZN overload]
Why does ‘MØ’ have an ‘undefined’ in her name? [via Ø]
Is it some sort of ’empty set’-wave commentary on life?
Do u ever wish u were an EDM DJ and u could ‘ethnically cleanse’ sections of the world?
Will Syria / the Iran / ISIS-ville be the next ‘hot’ foreign aesthetic taken to ‘the American mainstream’?
What is ur fave culture that Diplo has ‘stolen’? [via going Sri Lankan-wave M.I.A.]
Are Indian women pretty chill?
Should we all just join ISIS and start focusing on killing American culture if we h8 scalability so much?

Is Indian food any good? It feels too ‘stew’-based for me, personally. I also hate Modern American cuisine, so I am not being racist/discriminatory.

Should I whip myself with a belt every time I am drawn 2 something scalable? [via auth way of life]?

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  • I hate u

    God u suck at life

  • auth.jpg

    its pretty nauth to restrict yourself by forcing yourself not to like something. u go carles. enjoy whatever shit you want.

  • Sierra

    “I think this is what Diplo does, just finds ‘uncovered’ parts of the world, and ‘steals’ their sounds/bastardizes them 4 EDM purposes.”

    [via dating M.I.A.]

  • Sierra

    I think we should start commenting ‘carles brought me here’ on all these videos in order to ‘scale’ carles dot buzz amongst netstreamers and fulfill carles’s secret dream of being a ‘blog worth bloggin abt’ again. What do u guys think?

    • Youth Group Bro

      I can’t wait for Carles’ next Reddit AMA.

      • carles #1 fan

        ctfu

        • Crls is old

          Crls#1!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️U!!!!!

          Ýall Crls is gonna be old soon!!!! He has a bday coming up
          He’s so effin old

  • Youth Group Bro

    This is a pretty chill song. I mean it’s pretty standard electro-danceish-pop with derivative lyrics which convey the same vague and puerile notion of “empowerment through raving your ass off” that’s found in thousands of other songs; but its more competently made and musically interesting than 98% of its ilk. Listen to whatever you want Carles bb, auth = mid aughts indie = effin over.

  • Bronello_Cucinelli

    macklemore has joined isis AGAIN???

  • garles

    diplo is pretty chill for a bro who’s sole mission in life is to party

  • 04-10-19–

    Crls is an Aries
    And he’s old
    #truth

  • Rainman Maria Rilks

    dont think u need 2 flog urself everytime u have a Nauth thaught. r u an Authodox Fundamentalist?

  • stewart

    Another good one

  • Absolute crap

    Dude wtf
    U have lost ur mind
    This is rotting horse shit

    Ur losing ur edge

  • Troll

    This kind of crap makes me thankful that I was lucky enough to be born Jewish

  • asdf

    They should have done this video in mexico

  • tigerbedscene

    fuck diklo

  • Idiombomberz

    India doesn’t seem like it will be “the new ‘buzzworthy’ pop foreign aesthetic” [via ‘problematic’ ‘rape culture’ and other xenophobic feminism memes]

  • carles #1 fan

    penance / christian style masochism / self harm seems goth / auth