Some bro writes ‘the most Hipster Runoff-y’ internet comment ever.

Posted by carles | January 26, 2015 | 14 Comments

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Hey did u read HIPSTER RUNOFF?
Did u ‘get’ it?
Did u <3/h8 it? R u 1 of those ppl who 'h8d Hipster Runoff' bc it was 'so0o simple' and 'the message was s00o0o mean' so u just share contrived 'longform' articles in ur social media stream now? Do u brand urself as having been 'above' the tone, message & alleged intellect of Hipster Runoff as a 'cultural institution' 2 make urself seem like a #social_justice_warrior / seeker of truth & beautie? R u gonna miss it? Did it #influence u? Did HIPSTER RUNOFF 'get' u? Did it #influence ur perception of 'the world'/culture/ irl+cyber vernacular? Were u there when the waves/vibes happened? Were u chasing authenticitie_is_my_church? Was 'buzz' real or an artificial construct? Does SouthBi still happen? Does Chili's still serve SXSWestern Eggrolls? Do u just chill at BJ's Brew House and Cheddar's now or did Chili's become obsolete in the casual chain dining industrie? Did n e thing mean n e thing? Do u speak 'the language' of HIPSTER RUNOFF?

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  • Brewski

    First

  • carles #1 fan

    carles…

  • thecityismychurch

    HRO lingo is such a big part of my vernacular that I don’t even know where it ends any my true personal brand begins. What I have no real self, and I am merely an amalgam of appropriation? Is being authentic even possible?

    • Kuommentang

      u r still here? i remember u from the old days.. wow… i don’t know what i will do if hro officially ends.. i have been holding out hope these last two years. it’s good to see it’s not just me hanging around..

      • godly druqks

        we will never leave and carles will always be in our hearts

    • Bronello_Cucinelli

      same bb

  • JoshBrolin

    Which shoe company represents U?

  • RealBitch

    The HRO tone has always been useless in actually communicating anything and it sounds even more useless coming from anyone but Carles

  • Cameron Hilliard

    Imma miss you booboo. <3

  • Cameron Hilliard

    Imma miss you booboo. </3

  • this man

    u changed my life carles

  • H.D. Broreau

    Carles bb, why do you come back just to leave us for good? You will make me hurt [via the Johnny Cash’s].

  • pandora delphy

    u r making my heart hurt, carles

  • Troll

    I didn’t read it