Sorry 4 letting every1 down.

I feel stupid that my ‘life’s work’ was ‘a complete waste of time.’
Millions of characters on the internet
were all ‘rlly stupid’

Hipster runoff sold. good riddance. it was an awful, unfunny blog that was only popular because of good timing.

— Jaddams (@Jaddams) February 10, 2015

What is the point of even ‘trying 2 vibe out’ in a cultural stream?
Culture just passes
And becomes ‘nostalgia’
and then Jimmy Fallon/Katie Perrie SuperBowlHalftime Show just ‘uses u’
to create an all-inclusive cultural reference

‘remember’ ________?

remember hipster runoff

— kenna (@ilovedeerhunter) February 7, 2015

Who r all thse ppl [via social media]?
Do they realize they are just participating in an oppressive scalable medium?
Dumping their thoughts in2 a ‘monetized conversation’
where they will nvr be paid
despite getting 2 brand themselves as #shareholders & #evangelists?

No rlly? Remember when ‘that happened’?
We were there, yall!

Remember hipster runoff

— AWE (@AWEmygod) February 6, 2015

I’m so sorrie.
My content is no longer scalable.
I will no longer be able to ‘write’ words
That ppl can share and be like
‘omg, that’s effing me! totes my brand. Btw did u hear abt this?’

I wish I knew how to better ‘monetize’ my ‘tribe’ ‘on the internet’
I could find a new medium where more ppl could ‘find me’ and ‘consume me’
then they could ‘recreate content in my voice’
bc my voice was s0oo0o ubiquitously lamestream/netstream

Btw. any auths out there?
I ‘get’ that HIPSTER RUNOFF was 4 consumer alt netstreamers during the blog boom. But I’m just seeing if any auths read this.

If this post gets 13 comments, I will post another auth buzzband.

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