What is Jamie xx?


What is Jamie xx?

Is Jamie xx ‘the sound of now’?
Is Jamie xx ‘the more interesting version of the xx’?
Is Jamie xx ‘EDM lite’?
Is Jamie xx ‘meaningful-core EDM’?
Is Jamie xx ‘for old indie fans trying to seem young’ by listening 2 music that has ties 2 indie, but is still ‘now’?
Is Jamie xx ‘beautiful’?
Is Jamie xx a sonic wizard?
Is Jamie xx going to be remembered 4evr?
Is Jamie xx ‘just some Drake/Rihanna wave’ producer flavor of the month?
Is Jamie xx for people who are ‘really into new music’ / pretend they are into music discovery, but they really just have a pretty repetitive methodology of finding new music?

Do u evr have those days where u go 2 a LOUD PLACE 2 find a choir of soulful black ppl?

Is Jamie xx ‘UKstep 4 beginners / lamestream Americans’?

Is Jamie xx ‘the sound of now’?
Is Jamie xx ‘the alt_weed music of today’? [via college campus wave]
Is Jamie xx the last great content-farm wave artist of our times?
Can Jamie xx be the next _______________?
R u glad Romy [via Loud Places xx] finally get a ‘kewl’ lesbian haircut?
Can Jamie XX be ‘as big as the Skrillexy Diplo DJ Snakes of the world, or is he effed [via ‘not MMA-wave aggressive core]?
Is Jamie XX just retail-wave consumer pop?
Do u wish u were ‘in colour’?
jamie-xx-in-colour-vinyl-album
Is colour ‘overrated’ as a methodologie of expression?

Is is ‘kewl’ to like Jamie xx?
Or is he just sort of contemporary conformist wave electronic music?
Should he go ‘full drone_step’ to lose/isolate his fan base?

Do you evr miss fat jamie xx?
fat-jamie-xx
R u more auth when ur a big fat person?
Should we all just get fit, log our caloric intake, and make ‘culturally relevant’ music?
Are you still into finding ‘chill’ things that are shareable, or have u ‘evolved past’ Jamie xx vibes?

What does jamie xx represent in your hyperlocal social circles / community / ppl who are ‘in2 music’?

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  • auth.jpg

    hm.. i dont care what it is, i dont like it. its very boring.. it sounds like something that people who think theyre “on the cutting edge” of what is “the next thing” would listen to, but in actuality it really doesnt sound much different from any other new/”cool”/””””obscure”””” artist on youtube with a vevo channel.

  • Brobro

    He seems like a chill bro. Nothing cutting edge but it’s not aesthetically offensive either. The buzz he’s generating might have annoyed me in the past but I’m kind of tired of hating things. Probably just gonna give it a courtesy listen then ignore it. At least I’ll have a buzzworthy conversation starter for all the hot KC CC babes I talk to at the whiskey/craft beer bar.

  • Me

    Sometimes I wish I had the guts to just eat a box of donuts at my desk… But instead I choice granola and fitness
    Getting fat just tastes so good

    • HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK

      Bro you are in 3rd place… Keep it up! I will give you an up.buzz.like. I hope you get 1st, top comment before the next post bb. I bet you can reach 1000 likes with all your fake names babe

  • Kevathens

    Nice work being a fat-shamer. Ew.

    • manofmanynames

      Shut up, fatty.

      • Kevathens

        I like your class.

        • Kevathens

          There is a dark underbelly to this community.

          • K

            Racist!

          • Kevathens

            I wasn’t meaning there are too many black people here, I meant that this community has questionable ethics, and I’m surprised no one’s called Carles out on his shit sooner.

          • HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK

            It will be interesting to read the think pieces about it that is for sure. All my morality comes from think piece heaven.

          • carles #1 fan

            yep

          • Bronello_Cucinelli

            carles dot buzz is a progressive ‘safe space’ for all auths.

          • Kevathens

            The notion still stands, dude.

    • marrr

      Seriously…I never got how one’s amount of fat tissue has anything to do with what has been discussed here so far.
      For clarification sake, I suggest a future post:
      “My eternal repugnance towards fat people”

  • manofmanynames

    The Jamie XX is alright. I like the Gil! Scott! Heron! remixes he did better than this new shit though.

    The XX fucking sucks.

  • i knit things

    ted talk wave

  • Jeff

    Carles. When are you going to write abt slug christ. Is this auth?

    • marrr

      It seems to have unusual structure.. Somehow I end up liking anything witch house.
      I wonder if the video itself had an impact on you asking the question… and then I wonder if pretty much anything complemented by a low-budget (trashy if you like) visual would be an ‘easy way auth’..

  • STINKY

    All y’all (oh who am I kidding.. all me’all too) been waiting for Burial to follow up “Untrue”, and Jamie xx was like, “bruh, I got this”

  • Sierra

    xx is so 2kL8 who cares

    • STINKY

      you’re just mad cause you never rode in that pussy like a stroller *fingersnap*

      • HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK

        Just ride pussy waves

  • don’tkn0where2run2

    carles, it’s me, the worried contemp conformie. i like this music it’s p chill to have on while you blaze a bowl or brew some organic tea. this music will never scale in my third-tier city. my city is in the middle of ‘gentrifying’ some spots here and there. every time i go out i am always underwhelmed with what the market has to offer. lamestreamers/raging close knit group of friends who are ‘kinda’ auth/top 40 vibez with nostalgia mixed in. i’m exhausted and scared. should i be ‘more involved?’ to bring more auth vibes to the places i go and ‘have a drink at? should i play jamie xx at the bar next time i go? help me bro

    • STINKY

      Put “SeeSaw” on the jukie and pull your dick out and then just wait and see what happens

  • stewart

    The xx are one of the main representatives of a mini-movement that was counter to the drum/guitar ta-ta-ta-ta-ta of The Strokes. Anyone who was following the progression knew the next thing had to be quieter and less crowded. The xx are are still somewhat current. Coexist was awesome.

  • carles #1 fan

    why is the corrupt indie media machine so mean

  • melody

    go look at the boomkat review 4 “in colour” to get some perspective from a true alt https://boomkat.com/vinyl/1251070-jamie-xx-in-colour-deluxe-vinyl-edition

  • http://www.twitter.com/macostarz macostarz

    ‘Indie’ has always been music that at its core, generally caters towards introverts, right?

    …feeling like Jamie XX’s latest is ‘ambient EDM’/ (via late 2k10s update of deep house & ambient house)

  • marrr

    I’m trying to catch on Carles’ methodology of picking a band to ‘pick on’.

  • marrr

    As for this Jamie xx…never heard of him before (as referred by ‘this’). I would be annoyed maybe if what the guy produced didn’t sound washed out to the point of immediate forgettability.

  • Jonathan

    i ‘dont know shit’ about jaime xx, feel like i was ‘doin my own thang’ for the xx and then now its like, should i continue following my own vibes or ‘try 2 get in2 the xx’ like a tween boy trying 2 impress a sexxie 11th grader [via attending a 6th thru 12th grade combined HS]

  • Tonytwoballs

    Dunno about putting a crown on his head or anything, definitely dig his stuff. I can understand people calling him approachable/safe/scalable, its undeniably a consistent and enjoyable album. It gets a little too zz with Stranger in a Room for me. The Rest
    is Noise more than makes up for it. I was also really impressed when I
    listened to his bonnaroo set.
    I like having 4 on the floor stuff that is not raverwave.

  • Ce Ele

    i dont know or care what these bros are ‘going for’ with this shitty kind of music. srsly this is just a snoozefest yalls.

    ps. that has to be the greatest display of an underused gibby les paul ever recorded on tv. thx romy bb.

  • susie q bro

    feeling weird about that chorus, since it’s actually a sample from
    Idris Muhammad song.
    it looks like a quite expensive sampling isn’t it?
    is it a cover? or is it just Jamie stealing the part out of others music and hiring the black ppl back vocal choir to sing it live?
    is it a next level of contemp-sampling or is it just coprights dontgiveafuck?

  • nocturn

    what was the point of selling hipster runoff? you’re just doing the same shit

    • ron

      what was the point in asking that question? you’re just asking the same shit?

    • Sierra

      carles needed the money 2 pay 4 a new car, student loans and a lifetime supply of plaid/gingham shirts

      • i knit things

        <3

  • HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK

    Carlos defined a movement called chill~wave

    • carles #1 fan

      that he did

  • ron

    alwways love u jammi xx <33333333
    sad everything has died <////////3

  • https://twitter.com/GasparLewis Morton Downer Jr.

    A musician; yes; yes; yes; no; yes; yes; no; no; no;yes;not anymore; yes; yes; no; yes; Jamie can only be the next iteration of himself; yeah; no; yes; I wish I felt more “saturated” like Jamie; no; yes and yes, they don’t exclude each other; if he wants; yes; I’d like to think so; if it fosters the illusion of importance; chill feels staid and affected now, and doesn’t seem auth to me; nothing.

  • ar12

    Anything Jamie xx has done is still better than the zz.