What to Wear 2 #SXSW [Nauth By Nauthwest]

Posted by carles | March 16, 2015 | 24 Comments

sxsw-fashion
I have nothing to wear to SXSW.
This is a real life challenge.
I am paralyzed, unsure how 2 continue with life…

I need to find an article on the internet that will let me know how to ‘dress differently’ at this community event
Surrounded by influencers, thoughtfluencers, and fluencer_ins
R u going 2 South Bi?
What would a true influencer wear?

What r u wearing?
This is way more important than a sponsored Coachella fashion guide
This is a genuine crisis where my entire identity is effed.

Do not try to be cool.
Do not try 2 fit in
be ‘urself’ [via sponsored selvez]
fitting-in

I want to dress casual…yet formal
I want to dress comfortably… yet swagly
I want to ‘stand out’ yet ‘not stand out’
I want to be uncomfortable… yet comfortable
I want to dress in something really stupid… yet really intelligently designed.

I guess I always want to dress comfortably…
What a challenge
Clothes are so uncomfortable
Should I just go ‘auth nude’

South bi
I went ‘full bi’ at south bi
ditching the hetero/ghey lifestyle
Bi-ing out like an authosexual

R u going 2 Soul Cycle 2 ‘work out’?
My soul just needs to spin on a bike
burning cals next to ‘tight bodz’
soul-cycle

I’ll see u 4 a free drink at the scalable internet medium’s partie.
We will connect, feel like we are at the center of the internet (IRL)
We will laugh, dance, make ‘industry cnnxnz’
Did u see the buzzworthy artist at the event space?
Yeah, the audio was shit, but the vibes were pretty auth.

Slice of pizza on the street.
Carbohydrates in alcohol.

Should we meet at PF Chang’s for a lettuce wrap?
They are good4u
Healthie
Non-indulgent-food-truck-wave chill food
pf-changs
Maybe just some SXSWestern egg rolls?
Molten Chocolate lava cake?

Are all community events nauth?
Or are a few pretty auth?

What r u wearing?
What r u wearing 2 __________?

R u seeing any auth bands at SouthBi?
Being exploited 4 ‘free labor’?
R u going 2 the Carles.Buzz DJ set?

Previous auth p0sts

Did SXSW/’the internet’ get ‘too urban’?
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  • GhostsOfTheAuthsFront

    i hate KanyeXNSFWest

    • authcore2k15

      hahaha kanye is the most auth celebrity out there. By even mentioning kanye in a semi negative fashion, you’re part of the scalable hate machine that is mainstream media- people who hate people who are genuine and are more into artistry than their image according to everyone else.

      congratulations.

      • Sierra

        Kanye West is as auth as his bb mama’s plastic ass

        • authcore2k15

          haha, please read my comment above, as it *now* applies to you, ms sierra

          • macdemarco

            your comment doesn’t apply to shit, bb.

          • authcore2k15

            hahaha whatever kid, i guess with a name like “macdemarco” youd know all about “shit”.

      • KanyeNXNWest

        u ride kanye dick 2 much bb

        • authcore2k15

          nah man real recognize real. hes by no means my favourite artist, but hes one of the most authentic artists out there, and if you think hes not, then you need to provide evidence why.

  • Teddy_adorn

    will you let me past the velvet rope, to the carles.buzz DJ parti, if I take off that shirt (via studios 54)?

    • Dang

      Lift up that velve trope bb

    • authcore2k15

      nothing matters bruh, just walk in and pretend you’re part of a post-auth-wave-core band and you’ll go pretty far.

  • H.D. Broreau

    really wish some auth bb would contact me on my kik and we could chill at PF Chang’s

  • dat_bro06

    The event marketing staff from the Millennial-friendly brand, the prominent early stage investors, the food truck wave ‘entrepreneurs’, the ‘random a holes’ giving TED talks, the live concert stage Presented By The Music Streaming Service, the prominent actor who was also an early investor in the New Media Platform

    Count me the f*** out of this garbage
    Nauth-ank you

  • https://twitter.com/theericlarson Obscure Cactus

    i heard snacks the cat’s rotting corpse is in some auth ass tent

  • ar12

    Is it officially Sping? Because I’m afraid 2 wear white. Or is that just 4 after Labor Day? I’m alvvays so confused about fashion. #SXSW has me super excited for festival season coming up. I just know when in doubt, anything goes with my Indian head dress.

  • Crlsbergbar

    Bored w you son

  • manofmanynames

    Nudity is pretty damn auth [via Adam & Eve aka first humans). It’s gotta be like in the top five of auth things. Thinkin of movin to filthy Europe and joining a nudist community. Those folks got it all figured out. Only positive #vibes in nudist gangs.

    Also fuck SXSW.

  • Sierra

    This topic is one I’m very passionate about, as I’m very much an advocate of being genuine and authentic. I myself allow that part of me to express itself as often as I can and I would love to live in a world where we are all striving for it. In fact, I don’t believe it is something we even need to strive for because I believe it is our natural state to be authentic. I believe we learn behaviours that overshadow our genuine selves, and as a result, end up striving for things that are inauthentic, such as wearing clothes. However, we, as the last auth youth, should strip ourselves of such mainstream social conventions. Nothing is as pure and authentic as wearing your own bare skin.

    • authcore2k15

      unless you’ve had some kind of plastic/cosmetic surgery.

      thats pretty #nauth

  • stewart

    Carles’ writing is honest.

    • macdemarco

      sometimes i sense that it’s honest in a nauth way. i still like him tho.

  • Me

    I fought authority man
    Anyways whats up crls
    The man get at ya ?!!!!!
    Nice hat btw ….
    #formerBMXbroFALLSinsnoooowwww

  • Pack of Wolves

    The thing about the tacos straight tripped me out
    It made me listen to the sounds of spring
    Out my very window
    At thus very moment
    Cars in wet pavement
    Music
    Apartment jibber jabs
    Miss u bro

    Kinda also made me think of my ex gf that’s gained a lot of weight
    Based on her unhealthy eating
    Over indulgence in alcohol
    And complete lack of physical movement
    Of any kind
    At all
    Ever

    God her ass got real big
    But not in the good way
    Somehow it was all my fault

    The only reason I got past it
    Moved on
    Saw the sunshine
    Funny side
    ~~~again

    Was the horrific wildly wonderful
    Balling good times
    With ur #1 fan man

    Thanks for the memories

  • gonna start calling crls sis

    Hey hot you look good in that concert tshirt
    Oh wait what
    Sry
    Genre t
    Sexy
    I always forget how good looking you are
    Handsome
    Pure looking
    Even tho ur an ass hole
    The above holds true.
    Btw bb
    What’s up with tge hacking?
    I mean u went pretty far recently;
    The emotional meltdowns
    And fraudulent behavior on ur part
    Thru means of social media

    Bro u ok?
    Wanna shake hands
    Hug it out
    Tell me off publicly
    All cuz
    Ur afraid

    Sis