Why do I h8 everything that every1 likes? [the journey 2 the auth realm]


Are you ever sitting in a chain restaurant, watching fatties ingesting horrible food and enjoying the contemporary trendwave music playing thru the restaurant speaker, when you can’t help but wonder….

Why do I h8 everything that every1 likes?

Are u ever sitting in a trendy place with trendy ppl in2 trendy shit, when u can’t help but wonder….

Why do I h8 everything that every1 likes?

Do u ever find urself liking something, but then u can’t help but second guess urself, wondering…

Why do I h8 everything that every1 likes?

It’s hard to be into anything when you know that everything that is ‘in the world’ is a marginalized product/message. In order to scale to society’s outliers, every message must be basic. This is so that dumb-dumbs can ‘get’ it and easily process it. They aren’t used to the same type of ‘processing’ that netstreamers perform in thinkpieces.

There is nothing really to understand. You are trapped in a culturally relative existence, no matter how much you ‘believe’ in your identity. You can continue to seek knowledge, truth, learning experiences, and ‘understanding.’ However, you will.

Nothing Matters?

Every thing that regular ppl like is stupid.

Everything that every1 likes is stupid.

There is no point in aligning yourself as ‘into’ anything. Everything that people can be ‘into’ is stupid. People need stupid things so they can stupidly talk about stupid things in a way that stupid ppl can not feel so stupid.

You are a victim of cultural relativity. Other people are into other things. More people are into more other things. You are into things that are around you that make you feel better than the people who say that they are into things.

Will I discover ‘something more’ than other people

There is nothing to discover about anything. You will never understand anything better than any one else.

Every1 in the world is a dum dum.

Dum Dums are every where.
Dum Dums are dumb.
Dum Dums are educated.
Dum Dums believe in themselves.
Dum Dums are a huge market segment in every niche of the economy.

No1 is actually interested in originality

Your brain is new aged 12-22. Everything else is lame and old. You experience more trend cycles. You can apply previously acquired knowledge to cultural experiences. The ability to ‘be in a moment’ is less fun/more sad/bleak feeling.

Everything moves on. There are so many dum dums, they are the only ones who think that things are meaningful until their death bedz.

Every idea/aesthetic/vibe/movement/philsophy/ad campaign has already existed in some form

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Do u ever want 2 start a ‘movement’ where like-minded ppl get together and ‘change the world’? Ppl already tried that. There weren’t enough ppl. There were 2 many dum dums in2 their dum dum things like religion, high-caloric ingestion, politics, trending current event opinions, and family road trip vacations.

All commercial art is dumb and sad

There is no point in searching for ‘content’ to fill your brain/identify with. All TV, music, movies, and art are a complete waste of time.

There is no point in seeking to transcend dum dum societal ways.

Just because you ‘get’ that dum dums are dumb, it doesn’t mean that you are on a higher tier of society. There is no ‘world’ to understand.

Anything that is popular is terrible.
Anything that is unpopular is terrible.
Anything that is undiscovered should not be discovered.
Anything that is discoverable should not be discovered.
Understanding leads nowhere.

The ‘self-aware’ club does not exist.
not-on-quest
Is this bro the master cultural philosopher?
R u ‘deep’?
Do u ‘get it’?
Is what ur in2 what every1 should be in2?
R u in2 stupid things, but ‘don’t care’ bc ur a human who enjoys things?
Do u like 2 understand things in deeper ways that other ppl understand things?

If this post gets __ comments, I will _______ again.

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  • Authathens

    While you wait for meaning, please watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqYhuwu614Y

    • carles #1 fan

      hell yeah i hope carles does a post about that mullet haircut #fresh

      • Me

        Which reminds me
        I need a haircut
        Maybe I’ll go Miley
        Or like that shaved one side look
        Mermaid hair is so over
        Unless of course it’s all u got
        Via ugly face

        For the love of God
        Please stop with the wet hair look
        U
        Need
        Hair & makeup

        Thanks

  • stewart

    Studying the history of Western civilization, all its philosophy, science, and art?

  • Chrill-Chrill

    takes all kindz n this cray-z mixt up world.

    what r u n-2 bb?

  • FaygoBro420

    Hello. I did not watch the video. I hate culture more than ever; I am not into anything at the moment except murder fantasies. I need someone to talk to. Please write to me.

    • carles #1 fan

      team didnt wach

      didntwach-wave 2015

      • Bronello_Cucinelli

        you’re really missing out by not watching the first few minutes at least

    • Kevathens

      What is it that interests you? What sites do you like to go to?

  • Jonathan

    hell yea dude. i am spelunking down the rabbit hole of my interests 4 the rest of my life…

  • dog

    i like kenny g

  • Bronello_Cucinelli

    carles have you ever considered cognitive behavioral therapy

  • Jonathan

    this kid seems like a real ‘lord blower’

  • carles #1 fan

    Love you so much lol. Shouts out to the full moon. Gonna go buy ice cream sandwiches

    • Me

      Omg
      U read my mind
      That’s what I’m doing
      Ride em full moon waves
      Donuts and ice cream
      Everyday

  • JoshBrolin

    Carles, will I ever feel it all around again?

  • Coldbrubro

    A MASTERFUL return to form. Carles, I wrote the email you reprinted in the semi-scalable “To Auth or Contemp or Conform” post. Good news! I have taken a hobby, golf, that gives my life no-meaning. It’s so zen, man. Anyway, you are my favorite contemporary author, and I relax at night by reading old HRO posts. You’re the best!

  • dat_bro06

    Enjoying life’s simple physical or mental pleasures . . . completing a strenuous hike up a mountain. Completing a crossword puzzle. Writing a novel (but probs not publishing it because w/e). . . with the awareness that no matter how high or low you look, you will not find ‘true meaning’ . . . at the same time, still more or less adhering to Carles_wave principles w/r/t consumerism / culture / media / the Internet

    simple pleasures but in the process of which –> no matter how hardz u try, someone will succeed in selling you something or influencing your perception of reality (unless u go all monastic_auth).

    = auth ?

  • Authopedic

    great postings, yeeeeees.
    is capitalism 2 blame for co-opting every available thing
    and then selling it back
    2 hordes of willing volunteers
    in a state-sanctioned self-surveillance system?
    sort of
    but mostly
    people are dumb dumbs.

    has carles.bzbz comments section
    become social media
    for maladjusted nauths
    with delusions of superiority?
    pretty much.

    • carles #1 fan

      #nauthandproud tbh

      • Authopedic

        not much 2 be proud of, bb

  • bugyourparents

    Radioactive IS an awesome awesome song

  • KONY_2K12

    “i’m so cool let’s see how high we can get”

    • Brobert Sylvester

      I’m that star up in the sky
      I’m that mountain peak up high
      Hey I made it

      I’m the world’s greatest

  • authcore2k15

    the internet killed real culture

    globalization killed real culture

    why was there any unique culture in the first place?

    because a person had to work with what was available in their own region and live based off of experiences had in the regional locality.

    culture/the art that goes along with culture is/was based strictly on geography.

    thus the reason there were/multiple first nations groups around north America.

    there are always regional variances among a population, negating the need to conform or feel the need to be cool/fit in

    due to the internet, there is now an overwhelming perceived need to conform to someones ideal aesthetic/art form etc.

    internet killed culture.

    there is no internet culture

    culture is dead

    we are dead

    • Iamamiwhoami

      I am not dead. I am a unicorn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY

      • Me

        Oh Good bb
        I was like worried
        I mean
        Really
        Like no headlights
        Driving w headphones on
        Waves
        Miss u

        U got style
        Like a rocking
        Rocket ship
        Off space mountain
        Caribbean queen
        And grace
        Legs for
        Days

      • !esta caliente!

        #iWANT1

  • Ce Ele

    f1111rst!

  • ry

    really wanna stop trying to be kewl
    there is no need to be relevant
    relevance is pre-2K10, yall
    we should all ‘shut up and dance’

  • Ce Ele

    2.5 yrs. watch out for the next david gilmour bbs.

  • Me

    Crls bb
    Ur looking good!!!!
    Why I am I such a misfit
    Via I am Crls brand waves
    Miss u
    Love ur shades
    And ur arm muscles too

    Btw is this is???? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6PNRPouqD_M

  • http://no.com no

    commenting so carles will _____ again

  • rolan barf

    tune on, turn out, drop in

  • Me

    Crls
    I reviewed ur birthchart
    Again
    Very interesting watching u progress in life
    What a time to be alive!!!!!
    Ur my sweet angel

    Here’s a link ;
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pFn8T7gKiYM

  • marrr

    So the Foo Fighters are not that popular? Maybe in my small Southeastern European town..

    The guy from the video seems hopelessly in love with the idea of being “different”.

  • marrr

    Cultural relativity victim statement gets an applause. The rest of the post is pretty much an incoherent rant, to be honest.

    I’m positive there are many individuals who are genuinely interested in originality, or at least have been at some point in their lives..until they were compromised by internal and/or external reasons, which does happen most of the time. So I wouldn’t question anyone’s interest – initiative and effort, yes.

    A token of personal experience: I couldn’t agree less with the “understanding leads nowhere”, when getting to understand something – rationalizing stuff – has lead me from one point in life to another quite a few times, in terms of overcoming difficulties.
    Although I couldn’t be more aware that life has no meaning, it can be thought through and I somehow prefer to do so. Just for the fuck of it, while the brain still works.
    On “understanding better” – I agree that nobody understands anything “better” than anyone else, but people are able of having different “levels” of understanding stuff and that does have an impact on their relationship with the stuff and everything else indirectly affected by that relationship.

    I wonder what are Carles’ thoughts on human procreation..

  • Lazaroc

    Carles, am I already supposed to know what huarache lights are?

  • ConcernedCitizen

    I believe that the reasons adduced for your broad dismissal, including that of contemporary culture and cultural consumption, are inadequate. Because most generators of cultural content are below average does not mean that all cultural content is unworthy of consumption. Moreover, the fact that most contemporary cultural content is derivative does not deprive it a priori of significance and the capacity to be enjoyed. Carles, I believe you would benefit from cultivating and channeling your nihilism, perhaps by reducing the intensity of your self-reflection and increasing your openness to new experiences, regardless of how you feel these experiences might affect your perceived social standing.

  • RVABREAD22

    Originality never existed . Its the biggest lie. But people should be free to enjoy what they like.

  • RVABREAD22

    Originality is a lie. I think people should be able to enjoy what they enjoy.