Will my Youthlennial existence only be ‘fulfilling’ if I become an EDM DJ?

Hello, are you a member of youth culture? You might be interested in this movie about how your sect of youth culture wants to become a DJ, scale an app, and ‘be more’ than what they are now. Every1 just wants to escape, becoming a ‘sick DJ’ popping bottles and flying 2 and from Las Vegas.

Have you heard of electronic music? It is the cultural fabric of what is ‘now.’ I remember when rock’n’roll bands defined the spirit of youth. I remember when indie festivals were ‘kewl.’ These days, all you need to do is become an EDM DJ [via Zac Efron].

“EDM has finally gone _______stream, yall!”
-an EDM thinkpiece about how ‘their’ cultural narrative has been ‘bastardized by Hollywood’

We’ll never be _______, yall.
We’ll never achieve _________, yall.
All we can do is strive to be the EDM DJ / producer, collaborating with ‘a hot piece of ass singer’, millions of Instagram followers, ‘killing it’ on a private jet while we fly around the world 2 bang tons of pieces of ass. This is what we want.

“We are your friends, yall.”
-the Joucesteeces, 1994 (not sure if that was actually the year, but seems like decades ago) [via the cultural toilet.

R we ever gonna be millionares, yall?
R we ever gonna #scale our consumer art 2 the masses, yall?
Will we ever ‘find meaning’ by scaling our piece of commerce 2 the masses?
Should we focus on inventing Instagrams or writing EDM songs?
Should I just ‘go back in time, drop out of high school and focus on my EDM career’ so that I could’ve been Martin Garrix / Zac Efron?
Is it ‘sad 4 indie’ that the aesthetic of ‘finding yourself [via EDM-waves]’ is the new sound of the meaningful core demographic?

Do u ever just want to ‘go back in time’ and headline at the American Apparel factory ‘in Downtown Los Angeles, CA’?

Do u ever just wish u could ‘do mad molly’ go to an EDM festival at Las Vegas Motor Speedway, and ‘roll out’ while the contemporary EDM anthem ballad plays?

If u think about EDM idiots, does contemporary conformism make more sense [via old_farts trying to seem more ‘nuanced’/adult than EDM kidz in a contrived way].

R u a member of ‘youth culture’ if this movie ‘seems bad ass 2 u’?
R u officially ‘too old 4 this shit’?
Do u ever just want to listen to drone music that will never scale 2 ‘escape’ from all culture?
Do ‘stories’ need 2 be told about every ‘generation’, or are they all the same?

What’s next 4 the ‘youth’ after DJ culture?

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