WTF is a Mac DeMarco?

As I have watched the ‘death of indie’ as a scalable movement supported by scalable media and supported by sharing and discussion in scalable social mediums, I have sorta wondered…

Mac DeMarco: What’s that bro’s deal?

Is Mac DeMarco ‘an olive branch’ from the days of indie 2 ‘the future’?
Is Mac DeMarco ‘doomed’ 4 being ‘too indie-ish’ when ‘indie’ is ‘effing over’ and u should just sound more generically scalable like Haim and CHVRCHEZ CHICKN?
Is Mac DeMarco ‘the ultimate content provider’ by saying ‘yes’ 2 every interview and talking to a bunch of ‘dummies’ doing ‘press’ for their scalable website?
Is Mac DeMarco a sub 25-year old who can ‘relate’ 2 #youth_culture?
Is Mac DeMarco just ‘the modern singer songwriter’?
Did Mac DeMarco come along at a time where his brand wasn’t tied 2 empty coverage on scalable indie websites known as ‘the blogosophere’?

One time I watched some horrible content farmer lead him on festival grounds while ppl tried to ‘guess his name’. I think this is just how ‘internet content’ works. You just find some1 ‘famous’ and do something gimmicky with them even though it is dehumanizing.

There are like 100s of Mac DeMarco video interviews on youtube, which seems necessary for a scalable artist who needs a #deep web trail in2 the cloud.

I watched some ‘effing douchebag’ interview him one time too. It seemed unchill. But I guess all interviewers are just ‘doing their jobs’ [via asking the same questions while acknowledging that the process is stupid]

Is Mac DeMarco ‘the next Ryan Adams’ [via creating a legacy audience who thinks u r ‘eternally authentic’ and will ‘travel with u’ on ur musical journey 4evr]?
Is Mac DeMarco ‘a product of Ariel Pink’ [via the RockNRoll Nite Club era]?
Would Mac DeMarco be ‘better’ if lofi hadn’t influenced him?
Is he ‘actually good at guitar’ [via John Mayer] or is he just aite?
Is Mac DeMarco ‘an accidental genius’?
Is he ‘an idiot savant’?

Does Mac DeMarco like ‘sucking on the huge titties of his GF’ who he publicizes in interviews 2 much when he should just be using the gap between his teeth to tickle clitori?

After seeing this picture, can we ‘definitively confirm’ that #MDM is a TIT MAN?

Are Mac DeMarco’s lyrics in touch with humanity?
Is Mac DeMarco ‘the greatest singer-songwriter of the post 2000z’?
If Mac DeMarco came 2 market during the scalable indie prime, would he have been better off ‘branding’ as a ‘band’ like ‘Girls (the band)’?
Should MacDeMarco go back to Canada with all of those Arcade Fire Grimes a-holes who are just ‘using’ America?
Is Mac DeMarco just ‘soft rock’ for EDM bros who go 2 raves but also want ‘dank out’ music?
Is ‘the brilliance’ of Mac DeMarco his ability to exist as a ‘self’ who is an artist spreading an uncompromised message, not thinking about various mediums, but only focusing on his core competency of writing beloved songs and performing them in meaningful ways?
Is the MacDeMarco live show the ultimate deconstruction of ‘an audience watching live music’?
Can Mac DeMarco successfully create varied ‘online content’ in progressive mediums that challenge our existing expectations of ‘online content’? [via BACKER]

Are Mac DeMarco’s original music videos ‘too weird’ 2 be scalable? Or are they ‘so weird’ that they will unnaturally scale in2 mainstream audiences?

Should he package his media to be transferrable to traditional mediums like television, radio, and ‘lame ass fucking websites’?
Can MacDeMarco ‘succeed’ in aging youth culture audiences who ‘buy vinyl’ at Urbie Outties? and play it on their shitty teal turquoise record player?
Do u care more abt authenticty in artists or scalability?
Is Mac DeMarco ‘the last indie celeb’ via ppl who still ‘celebrate indie’?

Who is Mac DeMarco?
Why is Mac DeMarco Mac DeMarco?
How is Mac DeMarco?
When is/was De MacMarco?
What does crossing the Line of MacDeMarcofication really mean?
If we ‘understand’ Mac DeMarco’s position and market value over the past 2 years in ‘the landscape of fallen indie culture’, can we pick up the pieces [via passing out]?

“Is Mac DeMarco overrated or underrated, yall?”
-fallen indie blog trying to write about Mac DeMarco because Mac DeMarco is a ‘trend’ with an opinion that also integrates a sponsored video interview, completely compromising the deconstruction of Mac DeMarco as an artist.

“I’ve been listening to Mac DeMarco since when he really sucked during Makeout Video Tape. Dude sucks even more now on Captured Tracks, niggas. dude has a fuckin formula. Same song over and over again.”
-empty indie guy who tweets and ‘comments’ in some reddit/message board subsystem.

Would u fuck Mac DeMarco’s lil pussie?

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